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they're doing it wrong anyway.

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It's adorable* the way Geraldo Rivera still thinks people give a shit about him.

*I meant the opposite of that.

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Freeze Peach?

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Bother the crap out of FCC Chairman Ajit Pai and Commissioner Brendan Carr. Leave Commissioner Jessica Rosenworcel alone, she's the one supporting Net Neutrality.

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That's completely consensual.

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This is what happens when you have Elmer Fudd as the nation's top lawyer and Yosemite Sam as his client.

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I refer to Alberta as Texas lite.

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I loved it there. So beautiful and it felt safe and sane.

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The irony always seems to escape them.

The irony always seems to escapes them.Fiximicated IMHO.

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Ugh!

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It doesn’t escape them, they truly believe the constitution is what they want it to be, when they want it to be, and it isn’t that when it impedes upon their fuckery.

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I don’t know about the 2/3 of the states part. A lot of red for sake of red states these days. But 2/3 of California agreeing to break up the state is another problem. I’ve only known several dozen California transplants to Illinois. Not one of them can shut the fuck up about how awesome California is. Even the doomsday preppers that move here seem to think that if it was at a higher above sea level rating, they wouldn’t have moved here. Sea level rising is a good reason to be in Illinois as opposed to most of Cali. And it is much more real if a threat than Mooselimbs, uppity blacks, Messicans, or big gummit takin’ muh guns.

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An informed electorate is important. Never stop never stopping!

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SAKONYACHEN LIBULZZZ!!!11!!!

Disclaimer: I am not AnnieGetYerFun’s husband. Just a very large 12 year old.

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