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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Am I missing something? When he was arrested, I thought he was active duty Coast guard. WTF isn't he sitting the brig awaiting court martial?

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

I'm happy to lay his life down to protect the rest of us....

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Is he getting his guns back or can he still buy others? Then as far as I'm concerned, you'd just be standing your ground.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Not even with a stolen dick.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Or Kaiju.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Dildo Libulz!! (someone had to say it...)

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

The trash guys missed some.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

What caliber vote? Kidding.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Not enough derp.

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L. Ron Pony  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

I recall making a joke about this guy being ROR'ed.

I'm sorry.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I've been dreading reading this, and now I have, and I'm filled with more dread.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

"Judge Charles Day had given prosecutors two weeks to come up with 'more serious charges'" ... because they haven't charged the guy with terrorism! He's charged with possessing an opioid, and with possessing a gun while possessing an opioid, and THAT'S IT. It's all right there in the first paragraph:

https://www.documentcloud.o...

No idea why they don't charge him with worse things, but they haven't, so he's actually entitled to bail. Constitutional thing I think.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

He's not charged with anything but opioid possession, and possessing a gun while possessing an opioid. That's the actual problem.

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

Hasson himself admits to wanting to commit "forced violence" to create a "white homeland." He could've just moved to Oregon and not kill anyone.

Hey! Don't write things like that. It makes people from Oregon think you know what the state is really like!

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

... because he makes bail and they don't, I guess. The guy is charged with (1) possession of a Schedule IV opioid, and (2) possessing a gun while unlawfully in possession of a Schedule IV opioid. https://www.documentcloud.o...

Why not more serious charges? I dunno, but there's not. Schedule IV ... that's pretty low on the list of things.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Damn Democrats. '09 and '10 were Harry Reid years.

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