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When it comes to Texas, I prefer fiction. This is closer to being a documentary. Ken Burns should direct.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Larry Klayman should spend less time lawsuiting everybody and more time just taking the damn medication. The side effects are no worse than the universal condemnation and laughter, Lar.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Klayman: "May it please the court..."

Judge: "You couldn't please this court if you danced an Irish jig on your fingertips."

Lot_49's avatar

"Gone Girl" wasn't all that good either. Just a big Emmental of plot holes.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

You can't spell KLAYMAN without a K,L,A, and N.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Owners of tweeth, remember to floss after every meal.