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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Kentucky has 120. Every time it's even proposed that we maybe think about contemplating considering consolidating some of them, every yahoo that went to (insert county here) high school and played for the Fighting Rednecks starts shrieking and has a coronary. Or a corn dog. I forget which.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Can't we get Hillary Clinton to just cut through the bullshit like she did at the '08 convention and declare "it's over - they won"? We'd save time and money, and also too heads would assplode, which is always fun to watch. (With votes, yadda yadda yadda.)

PubOption's avatar

Corn dog first, and then coronary?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You always know how Scalia will rule - even if you know fuck-all about the Constitution. Hell, even Louie Gohmert knows how Scalia will rule. Given Nino's gigantic ego and absolute certainty that he's an intellectual giant, how this fails to bother him is the real mystery.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

This is good news for the pasta industry then!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That does it. I'm boycotting tubers.

jqheywood's avatar

"In a way, the <strike>homophobes</strike> bigots are accelerating . . ."

FIFY

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

This is good news for the rice industry!