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Kentucky has 120. Every time it's even proposed that we maybe think about contemplating considering consolidating some of them, every yahoo that went to (insert county here) high school and played for the Fighting Rednecks starts shrieking and has a coronary. Or a corn dog. I forget which.

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Can't we get Hillary Clinton to just cut through the bullshit like she did at the '08 convention and declare "it's over - they won"? We'd save time and money, and also too heads would assplode, which is always fun to watch. (With votes, yadda yadda yadda.)

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Corn dog first, and then coronary?

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You always know how Scalia will rule - even if you know fuck-all about the Constitution. Hell, even Louie Gohmert knows how Scalia will rule. Given Nino's gigantic ego and absolute certainty that he's an intellectual giant, how this fails to bother him is the real mystery.

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This is good news for the pasta industry then!

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Yes.

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That does it. I'm boycotting tubers.

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"In a way, the <strike>homophobes</strike> bigots are accelerating . . ."

FIFY

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This is good news for the rice industry!

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