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It was Princess Sparkle Pony.

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They get to question Tangerine Strudel Trump?

Oh. You said Pasty, not Pastry.

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Orangutan Ferrets are a thing now.

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It's a Trump thing.

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Assange, in WinterSucks snow off of Putin's cockTransparent penis

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Nicely done, my friendYour visualizations are keenVery much impressed

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When Maher gave $1MM to Hillary, he announced it on his show. The opposite of a secret.

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Well, it's a bit more compelling than your "tiny-balled howler monkeys" offering.

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Oh, but it is, even if you've been keeping track.

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So when Wikileaks was exposing what Bush did everyone on the we all loved them. Now that they've set their sites on Clinton we're all supposed to hate them?

Bahahahahah.

If this was Trump we would all be running wild with this conspiracy stuff, but because it's Clinton we can't say anything about it. You;re nothing but a Clinton shill.

Sanders 2016

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I always thought Assange was a prick.

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Snowden is a traitor and should be arrested.

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Yawn.

No, we didn't all love them... we worried about the selective use of this kind of stuff to shape the public narrative according to an agenda. We worried about people holding other people to ransom through the use of this tactic. We worried about sources. We thought that maybe it wasn't just the cooliest idea to put the future of our democracy in the hands of a hacker with a grudge.

I mean, dipshits might have thought it was all so cool and yay we love them, but thinking people saw the potential downside even when WikiLeaks was hammering the Bush administration.

But keep fucking that chicken, Ms. Smith.

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And it doesn't help that there is a vast network of people telling the families who to blame.

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Don't even get me started on Glenn Greenwald these days. Crikey.

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Like Obama, Hillary is magically totally incompetent and at the same time the greatest evil mastermind.

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