Thomas Jefferson invented July 4, by writing the Declaration of Independence for "Independence Day," and later writing the Constitution, and then patriotically dropping dead on July 4. This is why George W. Bush went to Jefferson's famous slave brothel, Monticello, to read a July 4 speech that quoted Jefferson except for the part of the quote where Jefferson said Christians were idiots.
July 4 Bush Speech Censors Thomas Jefferson
July 4 Bush Speech Censors Thomas Jefferson
July 4 Bush Speech Censors Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson invented July 4, by writing the Declaration of Independence for "Independence Day," and later writing the Constitution, and then patriotically dropping dead on July 4. This is why George W. Bush went to Jefferson's famous slave brothel, Monticello, to read a July 4 speech that quoted Jefferson except for the part of the quote where Jefferson said Christians were idiots.