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He looks like he should be building a dam out of tree branches somewhere upstream. 🤔

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Junior will never be that favorite because he lacks the necessary boobs, blonde hair, and soulless Barbie succubus looks that Trump likes.

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Beaver libelz.

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And Junior was off to the races

Um hum. He was zooming all right.

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I saw the BBC article on his performance when I woke up this morning. The tone of the whole article was fawning, they were calling him "charismatic" and saying he was a natural successor to Trump.

I vomited in my mouth a little.

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Jr is like, extra Jr. He's a daddyless daddy's boy with a head to greasy to pat.

He is the heir to shit and deserving of it all.

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I'm glad I missed the whole thing.

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He looks like that toy where you would use a magnet to drag metallic shavings to make a beard. Magnet Mike? Why yes, I am old.

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My favorite part of last night's convention was the part where I didn't watch one second of it.

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Hah, I remember doing the closet thing. Except, my parents had a shared closet and I tried on ALL THE CLOTHES/SHOES. I mostly remember getting in trouble for making a mess of the closet, but that was also when I got my first big lesson in gender conformity.

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JFC that close up picture of him is way too big. I'm going to have nightmares tonight

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EwwwWasn't long ago I read an article somewhere that even though fuckshit has always groomed (I think I just threw up in my mouth) Princess Sparkletwat to follow in his footsteps, the trumpsuckers at the rallies etc just love Junior and many see a political future for him.I want to see all of them locked up

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If the democrats are taking away his freedom of speech, why won’t he ever shut up?!?!

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