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Is a family of sociopaths still a family?

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He's not that limber.

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TRUMP JR.: Even if they don't get anything, they get you to spend millions of dollars and that's sort of a win in and of itself, and it's tens of millions of dollars.

This fucker and his family would know better than this about anyone. Even if that was what was happening here (it's not), a Trump whining about someone using the legal system to rip off people who can't afford to fight it is a joke.

These assholes have been doing the same thing to small businesses they've ripped off for decades: "The actions in total paint a portrait of Trump’s sprawling organization frequently failing to pay small businesses and individuals, then sometimes tying them up in court and other negotiations for years. In some cases, the Trump teams financially overpower and outlast much smaller opponents, draining their resources. Some just give up the fight, or settle for less; some have ended up in bankruptcy or out of business altogether."

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She'll pay you $25 for a lap dance.

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You wrote like that's a bad thing.

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Or "THE BEST HAVE YET TO COME."

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Maybe they could host a hospital burning?

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Not a hard time.

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As long as my monies go towards the purchase of another purty portraito of DJTJ’s svelte as hell daddyo I am totes ok with it!

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But we can still skink shame right?

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Reference was to her delayed *potential* orgasm while still boning Cap’n Cokenose.

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Spin that giant pizza slice pizza rat boi!!!

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Or get even by gifting them a Kathy Griffin cameo.

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His Unctiousness always seems to be covered in a sheen of flopsweat.

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I suspect Junior's girlfriend has "yet to come", at least with Junior.

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Probably not his own. I'm sure daddy can get him some of those missing border kids.

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