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Oil spills wouldn't happen if they were allowed to drill in shallower waters. Rush said so.

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If that's Peking Duck, it's ready.

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Is it too early to call for nuking it with an atom bomb? We all know that's where this thing will lead.

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Barack Obama doesn't care about black (from oil) birds!

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Offshore drilling is <i>inherently</i> safe.

<b>in-her-ənt-lee <i>adjective</i></b>

1. That which may be fixed by application of a butt plug. 2. Of, or relating to men who function as butt plugs.

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With all the IEDs going off in the Gulf of Illegal Mexicans, it's obvious Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" too soon.

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