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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Oil spills wouldn't happen if they were allowed to drill in shallower waters. Rush said so.

Joshua Norton's avatar

If that's Peking Duck, it's ready.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Is it too early to call for nuking it with an atom bomb? We all know that's where this thing will lead.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Barack Obama doesn't care about black (from oil) birds!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Offshore drilling is <i>inherently</i> safe.

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1. That which may be fixed by application of a butt plug. 2. Of, or relating to men who function as butt plugs.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

With all the IEDs going off in the Gulf of Illegal Mexicans, it's obvious Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" too soon.