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Nope, that was Rodney Alcala, not Richard Ramirezhttps://www.biography.com/crime-figure/rodney-alcala

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No, see above

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OK! Good.

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I did jury duty. No flirting that I remember, but I can be thick about those things.

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I dated a woman in college who was very strait-laced. I was actually her bad boy.

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sweet!

Thanks for the update!

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Brilliant

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Biology is a dirty dog and will stop at nothing to get what it wants. And I think we all know what it wants. We may not know why but we sure as hell know what.

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On the flip side: "Don't know what I want but I know how to get it." Anarchy in the UK, Sex Pistols

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I was gonna say "Really? That guy?"

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"I'm not dead!"

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I've been called for jury duty roughly 5 times in my life, and I'm 69.

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It's the bad boy thing.

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It's not always easy to find love — and for the most part, we'd love to say that there's no right way and no wrong way.

But there is a right way Robyn! I found love on Wonkette! We just celebrated the 10th anniversary of our first date, which occurred after meeting in person at a Wonkette meet up!

Incestual Wonkette love! If it is not right, I don't want to be wrong!

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"'Cause guess what, it's his birthday today, and by the way, happy birthday. And she knew it was his birthday." Fitzpatrick then went on to say that he was showing his client the Skittles in order to see if he wanted the Skittles, and he shook his fists to signal that yes, he did in fact want Skittles. Fitzpatrick then demonstrated Bellar's excited "You got me some Skittles!" fist-shaking gesture.

And who could take him forming a diamond with his thumbs and forefingers, putting a skittle at the top, and gently tonging it was in anyway suggestive of anything other than that is how he eats his Skittles?

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