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khanurik's avatar

Plus a reelly good pillow from the My Pillow guy (Trump supporter)

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TakingAmes's avatar

On piles and piles of money.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

F U Trump. The CONSTITUTION requires a census and says count everybody. There is no reason to know whether they are citizens or not for this purpose.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Can't skim profits off of donated stuff.

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Pookabun's avatar

Apparently the situation in Clint was discovered somewhat accidentally. I worry so much about how many concentration camps (for babies or otherwise) there are that we don't know about or don't know the conditions of.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

No offense, Dok, but are you really going to play the dumbass Obummerdidit game with these assclowns? They had every opportunity to drag Obummer for being a baby-jailing fascistic monster, but instead they chose to pretend he was a Kenyan Socialist Mooslim (with a bone in his nose). Fuck their transparent bullshit and the horse it rode in on.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

The good news is that the SC just said partisan gerrymandering is totally cool. So these fuckwads will be in power forever.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I just want to scream forever.

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La Cieca's avatar

When they ask you, what happened to the United States? It was such a glorious idea; why did it fail, just tell them "The New York Times, that's all. Just The New York Times." https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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WIDTAP's avatar

States already have certified equipment used in the 2018 election.

The Help America Vote Act has no provision to cancel an election based on the federal government failure to monitor.

Neither gives the President power to stop the 2020 election.

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gnosis's avatar

Nicely done, Dok 👏👏👏

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

His original text likely lacked the "and decisive," until someone told him not to go full Nazi.

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khanurik's avatar

If we're all going to die (not disputing that), it means that Matthew Mcconaughey will die too - and I for one ( personal reasons) don't like that.

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GunToting[Redacted]'s avatar

Remember, the First Rule of Tautology Club is the First Rule of Tautology Club.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

If they're being warehoused on military bases we will likely NEVER know.

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