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It is almost as of the people protesting in Ferguson were right.

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SW5, The Boltons, be there or be square. Party later on Earls Court road.

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Joe the Plumber liable.

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On the plus side he'll lose his license to shoot and kill black people...

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Especially if he applies in Cleveland because they don't check references anyway...

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"Nice little set of Constitutional rights you have there - sure be a shame if anything happened to 'em..."

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The gay agenda is unclear on what I'm supposed to do in that eventuality.

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Dear Eric Holder, now what about the other 50,000 or so small municipalities in the USA?

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What about the douchebag grand jury? Can't they be censured or defrocked or whatever?

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He's gonna stop being white?

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Really? My first thought was 'Go Go Gophers'

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Liable for the general dumbing down of the public discourse, sure, but I don't think I'd hold him responsible for all of it.

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There's a little spot on I-95 just North of the Georgia/Florida line that's making a bundle, too. There's a great stand of trees in the middle of the highway right where it goes from 4 lanes to 10, and there are always at least 10 squad cars in the trees and 10 squad cars on the side of the road writing up those $280 tickets for the out of staters on their way to/from Disney or a cruise who are so thrilled to get past the semi truck they've been stuck behind for the last 80 miles. If you've got an NC tag with an Oregon Ducks sticker on the back window, you'd better be prepared to pay that fine.

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Mysteriously, he gets a severance package even though he resigned. Normally you lose your severance if you quit.

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Thomas Jackson?

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it was that crooked DA, he fed them garbage so of course garbage came out

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