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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Manos, the Hands of Fate

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Thank you!!!! I blanked on his name, but will never forget the time he had a crush on a beautiful woman. ThenRed noticed she............

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george lastrapes's avatar

I don't care if the airGets toxic,Long as I gotFOX and oxyAnd I will swearThe earth is flatWhile I wear My MAGA hat.....

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's not a rumor, I just sent his mother a FOIA request and she confirmed it all. In addition, she says he also rubbed his ween to the tractor pages of antique Sears & Roebuck catalogs.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Everybody knows.

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Querolous's avatar

"war room products" Really?

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Querolous's avatar

None of that thar sciency stuff here! What was good enough for Grampa is good enough for me! https://www.pollardwater.co...

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Our new pledge of allegiance?

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akryan's avatar

I've just decided that I must be living in one of those bubble universes where even the most unlikely scenerios, like Trump getting elected POTUS, can happen. I comfort myself by remembering that in the vast majority of the universes, he never did.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I first read "Pruitt wrecking crew" as "Putin wrecking crew"--which really isn't all that wrong.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBunsđŸ¥‚'s avatar

"...while I wait safely on the boat." ~ Marlin Perkins

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rtpoeman's avatar

If they keep it up, the rain will become so loaded with chemicals that all we'd have to do is walk outside without a hat.

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L. Ron Pony  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

Trying to push a tractor.

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Resistor Radio's avatar

Oh no! Well I hope you heal up nicely!

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george lastrapes's avatar

A post-ironic ode to public futility.

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L. Ron Pony  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

TY. I mostly have, and the thing actually works again, so (knock on wood) I shouldn't need to push it much more. If indeed I actually need to use it again this winter. Stupid global warming Chinese hoax.

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