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Lizzie Lew's avatar

He's home from the hospital and doing well. The doctors told him that he would probably not have made it if he was not vaccinated.

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Old_KC's avatar

Thanks to Godtopus! I hope you’re passing along all of our well wishes. Thanks for the update - I pray that he recovers completely with no lingering issues.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

🤣😂🤣

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chimpevil_redux's avatar

Ok wait that makes me kind of excited (looking for the nearest socket.)

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

In this great tragedy of the pandemic, there has been a razor-thin silver lining.I'm referring to the 4% of doctors are unvaccinated, the striking unvaccinated nurses, and the various Rand Paul-type doctors who take idiotic public stands against any and all measures to stem the pandemic. That silver lining is that we are finding out who these people are because they should not be given any responsibility for another person's health and well-being.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

True. I did laugh at it, but even that was a sign of the times.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Sorry Dok. Unintentional.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Wish I could remember what I said, it's been that kind of day. Apologies for the offense.

I'm more than a little outraged at these people and it keeps slipping out.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You pervert! Care to come sit by me?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You pervert! Care to come sit by me?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Curiously, despite her avowed anti-feminist stance, she does not mention how her "physician husband," who — like 96 percent of doctors — is vaccinated, feels about this whole thing.

You, Robyn, know the answer to that question, because you cover the crazy incels who are going away but never do. The moment a man ejaculates inside a woman, his rights concerning any unborn child that may result ends. The woman has sole authority over that fetus, because it's in her body. Except on the question of whether to abort. Everything else is up for grabs.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Listen, since you brought up Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend, and I really wouldn't ask this, but it is my birthday, so, you know, if you can't take advantage of that, what the fuck?

Would you mind taking a look at my balls? I mean, do they look swollen to you?

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And it's such a small request. I mean, all it takes to grant them all the FREEDUMB they claim the Constitution requires of us, is for us to simply give up all our freedoms in return. MAGA can go out to a bar or restaurant while you can't, but you should be satisfied with the fact that he can.

Until, of course, he can't anymore.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That newt thing? Right out!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I worked with a guy with a degree in mathematics who got born again and believed that all biology majors were revealed the truth, that evol- excuse me, evilution, was a hoax when they hit the graduate level and had too much time, money, and energy invested in the lie to reveal it.

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