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I call her Empty G.

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"I'm not playing second fiddle to this joker for two years."

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I think it was a slip. I think someone made a joke about Ye backstage calling him a Karen, and Kevin's limited language processing abilities taking it from there.

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Except in Chump’s case it didn’t “just happen”. For some unfathomable reason Chump chose to be a giant orange asshole.

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A kind of “one size fits most assholes” kind of fool, if you will.

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Did you know they've just found fossils of birds with teeth? I just want you to know that before things go any farther! They were lost in the 65 million year ago meteor.

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I never hear of any security for her. Her mother must have made her do something! So she must have something pretty constant. I hope.

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Aside from further ruining the country, it will be fun to watch McCarthy bleed out over the coming year.

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But not in the 12 hours ago simile.

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She is probably thinking of adopting Eric Trump just to restore some of her dignity.

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Timing is everything.

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I read he arranged it but was not present.

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Well I consider we all have the right to go on saying the saying as long as we feel like it.

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well that isn't terrifying at all...

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Fun fact 1: Milo Yiannopoulos interned for Marjorie Taylor Greene just this year. Fun fact 2: She doesn’t know who Nick Fuentes is, despite photographic evidence to the contrary.Fun fact 3: Kevin McCarthy’s breath always smells like Donald Trump.

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