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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. So 80-year-old ice cream eater is really only five years old? These MAGAts will believe *anything* That Thing in the Offal Office spews. And I won't watch any of the videos and you can't make me.

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Jessica's avatar

So, can we get Rex, Fives, and Hevy to give the orange one a demonstration of clones at work?

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

No, that's not true about Nigeria. It was "well known" that Saddam Hussein and before him Enver Hoxha of communist Albania had many body doubles.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Does anyone know why there were hashtags for #steel and #ussteel in that post? Seems kind of random, but maybe Q has figured out a connection between J.P. Morgan or Andrew Carnegie and George Soros.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Biden was actually replaced by Kevin Kline back in 1993. Most people don’t know that.

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Rags's avatar

Send in the clones

There's gotta be clones...

maybe next week

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Hank Napkin's avatar

This implies the imminent advent of Sir Clones and Sir Bots, each with more luxurious hair, premium lifts, and a detachable syphilitic nose tip!

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biff murphy's avatar

As long as he was with all the academy boys...

Did mention he saw Arnold naked one day and was awed by his manhood!

With his experience in real estate he knew that was a lot!

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DJ Teetop's avatar

I'd link to Alice Cooper's We're All Clones, but fuck that guy

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Instead, here’s Alice Cooper’s Staples commercial.

https://youtu.be/dyfqvrx9Jx0?si=F3cXiQTsRPIepsuv

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Shameless

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Forget clones or whatever; Trump is still obsessed with Biden because he can't get over having lost in 2020.

He subsequently pulled off the most miraculous political comeback the country has ever seen, but he still can't let go of losing five years ago. The man can't even enjoy his triumphs.

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DeathPanelTruck's avatar

“Is he even able to read a teleprompter any more? Seems like a fair question!”

A fairer question is, can he read at all? I say no. So does Samantha Bee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFkN7QGp2c

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

Mary Trump IIRC said severely disabled.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Amy Rigby from 2018, The President Can't Read:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIIffRN9APQ

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el duderino's avatar

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑

Put a bird on it!

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beb's avatar

President TACO doesn't want to talk about TACO.

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IntheJug's avatar

Is this more of same, what do professionals call it "mirroring"? Numbers are more my thing so I'm just spitballing. Speaking of spitballs, in high school at our click cafeteria table one dude always chewed with his mouth open. My buddy look care of it one day with his straw and paper wad. Was a one in a million shot. Table flipped and milk and Johnny marjetti flew everywhere in great laughter

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I miss the days of crazy mimeographed screeds left in the break room. Nobody even mentions the Bilderbergs anymore.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Imagine how the Gnomes of Zurich feel.

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