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It might become a thing for homeless people. An inexpensive, non-comedic fantasy home.

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Take it or leaf it.

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I generally don't have much time for Kelly Clarkson, but I'm happy to give her props for this. It's about time some of these mainstream country artists started talking to their constituency and making a stand.

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Or Don Sr... or Eric...

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Hey man, what happens in my onion STAYS in my onion.

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My wife has dementia and the part of her brain that recognized sarcasm and irony is broken, just totally gone. No matter what you say she thinks it's dead serious.

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oh my god, the email disclaimer saying "any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company" on a fucking attorney nastygram is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in my life.

"i am hereby demanding you take this story down and that is my own opinion and doesn't represent donald trump or the trump organization in any way." i'm literally crying.

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He was in the same class as these other esteemed alumni.https://art-s.nflximg.net/c...

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The Lady of Shallot?

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...once Cohen is indicted and convicted for committing one million crimes for MIST-URRRRRR TWUMP, he won’t be able to write letters like this from jail:

Too bad. I wouldn't mind reading his Letter from Derpingham Jail.

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YOUR Onion, maybe.

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Istanbul?

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When Beau was Ill, Joe was facing having to sell his house. Grifters dont have to do that.

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Watt's the name of the scientist?

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Hence the line "may I refer you to the case of Pressdram vs Arkle."

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His Mother Tongue is Trump-Tang https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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