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gingerwentworth1's avatar

It might become a thing for homeless people. An inexpensive, non-comedic fantasy home.

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Querolous's avatar

Take it or leaf it.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I generally don't have much time for Kelly Clarkson, but I'm happy to give her props for this. It's about time some of these mainstream country artists started talking to their constituency and making a stand.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Or Don Sr... or Eric...

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

Hey man, what happens in my onion STAYS in my onion.

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

My wife has dementia and the part of her brain that recognized sarcasm and irony is broken, just totally gone. No matter what you say she thinks it's dead serious.

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Nick.Trite's avatar

oh my god, the email disclaimer saying "any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company" on a fucking attorney nastygram is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in my life.

"i am hereby demanding you take this story down and that is my own opinion and doesn't represent donald trump or the trump organization in any way." i'm literally crying.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

He was in the same class as these other esteemed alumni.https://art-s.nflximg.net/c...

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Ill-Advised's avatar

The Lady of Shallot?

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Mark Lungo's avatar

...once Cohen is indicted and convicted for committing one million crimes for MIST-URRRRRR TWUMP, he won’t be able to write letters like this from jail:

Too bad. I wouldn't mind reading his Letter from Derpingham Jail.

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ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

YOUR Onion, maybe.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Istanbul?

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Last Hussar's avatar

When Beau was Ill, Joe was facing having to sell his house. Grifters dont have to do that.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Watt's the name of the scientist?

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Last Hussar's avatar

Hence the line "may I refer you to the case of Pressdram vs Arkle."

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

His Mother Tongue is Trump-Tang https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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