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Did you buy your Evo from the Duggars? I don’t see the context here.

I suspect now that the job you are talking about is spamming comments.

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A demographic so dumb, you can announce an air strike to warn the enemy that it is coming, and they will think you are a badass leader. Can we find some empty plot of land to move them to? Antarctica won’t be cold much longer.

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The fact that CNN has to use her picture from eharmony? I don’t think it’s a problem. If I was employed at CNN I would ask a few questions though.

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His douchebaggery is occasionally known to be correct. So you are not at fault.

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Worst case scenario they start rambling about vaccines and wake up sheeple memes. I’d say it’s worth a shot.

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When does the 'Ministry of Love' sign go up at 950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW?

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Thanks, Dok.

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"Best" = Richest a/o most corrupt.

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Shudder Island?!?

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His base would LOVE him for it. "He is just being honest! he is just rough around the edges."

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I know it's the Trump campaign we're talking about but even they couldn't have been stupid enough to leak that tape on purpose.

Could they??

I'm very tired.

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We are all equal under the law. And some are more equal than others.

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The ones Tom Arnold sez have Trump using racial epithets?

Gosh, if those come out, people may start to say Trump is racist.

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I surprised Ellie. You should know Twitforbrains is not very good at math. You cannot expect someone to hit different polling places more than 10 to 15 times per hour.

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Also, too;I can't believe I missed it...

https://i.imgflip.com/286rf...

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Apparently the first Facebook webcast (Mets vs. Phillies - two of the most rabid and quick-to-criticize fanbases around) was...a disaster.

"Several viewers complained that the onscreen scoreboard and statistics banner blocked too much of the screen, as did the comments bar on the side. And in the fifth inning, as the broadcast showed a montage of the Mets’ oft-injured captain David Wright, the feed froze."

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