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Just don't criticize Drumpf on Twitter if you're a foreign journalist up for an International Women of Courage Award.

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And baby elephants and her security agent.

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I get that stuff occasionally, with atrocious blurred logos and all the misspelling. I've downloaded an add-on called Signal Spam that is great: just open or select a suspect or annoying spam and click on the icon. It swallows up the information and sends it to the entity that goes through the intertubes and beats the shit out of them for you if they deserve it.https://www.signal-spam.fr/en/

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The mail order horebride went to Africa and wore that clown outfit.

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It's not easy being green.

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She looks like a Stepford wife.

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"The people you misuse on your way up....you might meet up,on your way down."

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*shrug* I'm very new to this, but it looks like something that bulky would have trouble with precision work on facial hair.

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*shrug* I'm extremely new to this, but it seems like something that bulky may have difficulty with precision work on facial hair.

(wow, first comment that Diqusx seeoms to have eaten. I feel special, and shit.)

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I'm convinced to never smoke crack. Very effective video.

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The bad English in these scams is usually intentional. The purpose is to ensure that everyone capable of spotting an obvious scam bins them immediately, and the fraudsters then only have to spend time trying to con people who are likely to fall for it.

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Bill Barr is the lead counsel for the Trump family. How does that make Rudy Giuliani feel?

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That was nice.

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“I no going back to shithole contree!”

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Looks like a campaign launch video, Palin style. I guess all the reality-TV money ran out and she needs a new grift.

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