Our new (finally) Attorney General Loretta Lynch has been on the job for all of five seconds, but she's already making it clear she will carry out Eric Holder's secret plan to reverse-racism race war America. Lynch announced on Friday that the Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division is opening an investigation into the Baltimore Police Department, because Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake asked her to (or maybe the secret race war thing):
The brilliant suggestions from the nationβs Very Concerned Conservatives β like more dogs, more guns, more dads, more Jesus, more straight marriage, and no food stamps or gays β didn't by any chance include "cops not beating the crap out of black people", did it?
"Just too much stupid in one place to be real."The whole point of Poe's Law is that it could be real. Give it more authentic slack-jaw grammar and spelling, and I bet you could find close matches out there in the wingnuttosphere.
Hell, the frickin' chief of police seems to have no control over the department's goons. The citizens need to complain, and the P.D. needs to suspend, investigate, and terminate with prejudice (no pension) every time one of these bad cops acts out. Fire a few dozen of these cretins, and maybe things will bet better.
"...to create racial tension where there is none..."
No racial tension means the Blahs and Messicans don't dare drive or walk the streets of white neighborhoods or dying* shopping malls or dreary suburban office "parks."
Is there a problem with this vision?_________________________*Can't happen soon enough! People have no idea what a key role Amazon.com plays in implementing Agenda 21.
It makes me a little sad that Ms. Lynch only has such a short time to earn the BURNING ENMITY of millions of semi-literate cousinfuckers. But this is a real good start.
Ah! John Waters--the original "HAIRSPRAY"--the scene in which the white woman gets out of a cab in a black neighborhood and immediately starts hearing jungle drums in her head---sad but true.
This is a good start, but I can't believe that the police chief still has his job and the mayor hasn't resigned. If the problem was this widespread and had been going on for this long, then these people should be toast.
It was parody, I kid. I couldn't handle so much stupid if my tongue weren't superglued to the inside of my cheek.
The brilliant suggestions from the nationβs Very Concerned Conservatives β like more dogs, more guns, more dads, more Jesus, more straight marriage, and no food stamps or gays β didn't by any chance include "cops not beating the crap out of black people", did it?
Didn't think so.
"Just too much stupid in one place to be real."The whole point of Poe's Law is that it could be real. Give it more authentic slack-jaw grammar and spelling, and I bet you could find close matches out there in the wingnuttosphere.
Hell, the frickin' chief of police seems to have no control over the department's goons. The citizens need to complain, and the P.D. needs to suspend, investigate, and terminate with prejudice (no pension) every time one of these bad cops acts out. Fire a few dozen of these cretins, and maybe things will bet better.
"...to create racial tension where there is none..."
No racial tension means the Blahs and Messicans don't dare drive or walk the streets of white neighborhoods or dying* shopping malls or dreary suburban office "parks."
Is there a problem with this vision?_________________________*Can't happen soon enough! People have no idea what a key role Amazon.com plays in implementing Agenda 21.
It makes me a little sad that Ms. Lynch only has such a short time to earn the BURNING ENMITY of millions of semi-literate cousinfuckers. But this is a real good start.
I blame the soft-shelled crabs.
Also "crab"-cakes the waitress tells you are the specialty of the house, but which on arrival prove to be mostly mayonnaise and sawdust.
And don't even get me started on John Waters...
Hitch a ride with your landscaper? Cops call it the "sitcom cast exclusion."
Ah! John Waters--the original "HAIRSPRAY"--the scene in which the white woman gets out of a cab in a black neighborhood and immediately starts hearing jungle drums in her head---sad but true.
I hear Attorney General Loretta Lynch has deputized the Blood and the Crips to carry out the investigation.
Barry Levinson?
This all started when Elvis started gyrating his hips on tee vee.
This is a good start, but I can't believe that the police chief still has his job and the mayor hasn't resigned. If the problem was this widespread and had been going on for this long, then these people should be toast.
Don Lemon says he obviously walked into a temporary black hole. Those things will fuck your shit up.