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QHarp's avatar

Lazy poors. They *could* subvert the laws of physics; they just don't want to.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

You really can’t call it “full Apocalypse Now” because theDOD shorted the Ferguson PD on their Napalm order.

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gedjcj's avatar

As I was reading this, KUOW was teasing a story on policing in Great Britain, where exactly three people have died at the hands of police in the last three years.

http://www.thetakeaway.org/story/policing-without-guns/

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sorry, fellas. Can't cosplay as the 101st Airborne anymore.

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marxalot's avatar

Man, you can't tell me those weapons were peace-tied!

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marxalot's avatar

Those are jobs they can get, unfortunately, and ones which allow them to stave off the uncertainties of civilian life by continuing to be constantly armed. They stay in the combat mentality, separate from and suspicious of the community, which is not what we need in cops.

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Swampay's avatar

Brought to you by the office of Duh!

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Wingnut butthurt is the BEST!

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Also, we didn't get any Wagner.

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Content unavailable's avatar

The ex-troops will understand it. That's how they talk in the military.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Could have been anybody.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The only response I have to this is "duh!"

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I understand it completely. These guys (the Ferguson PD) have absolutely no business wielding military-grade weapons, and their leadership would have been summarily relieved if they tried this shit in the Army, at least. The leadership is SUPPOSED to be the "adult supervision" of all those kids with military-grade weapons.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

They were looking to get a full blown riot started so they could play with more of their toys (with live rounds) and take care (in the "take care of them, Lord Vader" sense) of some "animals" in the neighborhood.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"Driving while blah" is not to be trifled with.

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