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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<em>We are not responsible for the housing market collapse that caused mortgage loans to default at unprecedented rates and these securities to lose value as result</em>

<strong>Jaw meet floor!!!</strong>

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...when is it considered to early to start drinking?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>We are not responsible for the housing market collapse that caused mortgage loans to default at unprecedented rates and these securities to lose value as a result</i>

Garbage in, garbage out. Who can explain it?.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hey, I got a closet FULL of pitchforks(don't ask), who is bringing the bath salts?

schmannity's avatar

You know who ELSE took inferior ingredients and repackaged them for sale?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hey, I live in Miami it really doesn't matter!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

**heading to the fridge**

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hey, it's not our fault! We only preyed on low income individuals by offering variable rate financing that would require a PHD in Quantum Molecular Physics to understand, then took a bail out so that we can pay off our quarterly bonuses while the poors were to busy being evicted! Welcome to America Motherf%ckers!!! Land of the free and home of the sociopathic 1%!!!

TundraGrifter's avatar

It's not a crappy mortgage if another investor is willing to buy it.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The only thing that can stop a bank with a bad mortgage is another bank with an even worse mortgage

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Taco Bell?

(I know, I know: DORITOS LOCOS LIBEL!!!1!!)

PubOption's avatar

Charlotteans, new portmanteau word.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd settle for her in an M1-A1 rumbling down Wallstreet- she'd be a lot more believable than Dukakis