Another day, another instance of bank wrongdoing, this is the world we live in! Or rather, this is the world we WOULD live in if banks were capable of engaging in wrongdoing, which of course they are not, duh. Anyway, what have the banks been accused of doing this time? Oh nothing, just
...<em>We are not responsible for the housing market collapse that caused mortgage loans to default at unprecedented rates and these securities to lose value as result</em>
<i>We are not responsible for the housing market collapse that caused mortgage loans to default at unprecedented rates and these securities to lose value as a result</i>
...hey, it&#039;s not our fault! We only preyed on low income individuals by offering variable rate financing that would require a PHD in Quantum Molecular Physics to understand, then took a bail out so that we can pay off our quarterly bonuses while the poors were to busy being evicted! Welcome to America Motherf%ckers!!! Land of the free and home of the sociopathic 1%!!!
...<em>We are not responsible for the housing market collapse that caused mortgage loans to default at unprecedented rates and these securities to lose value as result</em>
<strong>Jaw meet floor!!!</strong>
...when is it considered to early to start drinking?
<i>We are not responsible for the housing market collapse that caused mortgage loans to default at unprecedented rates and these securities to lose value as a result</i>
Garbage in, garbage out. Who can explain it?.
...hey, I got a closet FULL of pitchforks(don&#039;t ask), who is bringing the bath salts?
You know who ELSE took inferior ingredients and repackaged them for sale?
...hey, I live in Miami it really doesn&#039;t matter!
**heading to the fridge**
...hey, it&#039;s not our fault! We only preyed on low income individuals by offering variable rate financing that would require a PHD in Quantum Molecular Physics to understand, then took a bail out so that we can pay off our quarterly bonuses while the poors were to busy being evicted! Welcome to America Motherf%ckers!!! Land of the free and home of the sociopathic 1%!!!
It&#039;s not a crappy mortgage if another investor is willing to buy it.
The only thing that can stop a bank with a bad mortgage is another bank with an even worse mortgage
Taco Bell?
(I know, I know: DORITOS LOCOS LIBEL!!!1!!)
Food Lion.
Charlotteans, new portmanteau word.
I&#039;d settle for her in an M1-A1 rumbling down Wallstreet- she&#039;d be a lot more believable than Dukakis