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Thirty years ago, and now:https://www.google.com/url?...

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a bit late for the season, but...

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Fetus the Slack-Jawed Embryo

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Forty years of letting The Sun do the govt's thinking for it. (The Sun is to the UK as FOX is to the US.)

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I'm supposed to pay rent, but I don't.

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It is like a sandwich. You would just feel comfortable knowing nobody had fucked it.

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(I grew up in Wellington and I fell over laughing at all the local references, eg. the Cathedral of Despair is a bowling club just outside the main bus tunnel. I'm surprised and happy that foreigners also find the movie funny.)

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Ellen Ripley's daughter?

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Waiting for her to launch herself off the Washington Monument with that ridiculous wingsuit. Hopefully she has a copy of her last will and wingnut testament in that totes chic fanny pack so the park's groundskeepers will know how to properly dispose of her remains.

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i thought this was some rag on the whole clone alien w/e thing going on in the alter sequels, but wrong franchise

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Not enough upfists in the world. Onion ninjas are attacking, but worth it.

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What makes this all the more grating is that these instructions are coming from an administration headed by someone who claims that any attempt to hold him accountable for his actions is automatically "unfair".

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Congrats. I'm halfway through my 2018 vouchers.

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"Greetings, comrade. My name Dimitri, and I take care of you. Vouchers? Dimitri make very good deal on vouchers. Reasonable price. Good terms. You pay, or Dimitri break your knees.

Have nice day."

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Especially when the preborn child is actually a pouch filled with rubles, and the lady isn't, well, a lady.

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