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"FACT CHECK: Amash only discussed the obstruction portion of the Mueller Report, though Crom knows the Russia part certainly indicated plenty of bad behavior and noted that Trumpworld obstruction made a full investigation impossible. So that's what you'd have to call one of those sleight-of-hand logical phalluses right there. Nicely done."

This is (some of) the stuff that makes me look forward to reading Dok's posts every day...his acerbic wit and wily wordplay...references to Conan (the Barbarian, not the talk-show host) get honorable mention.

Oh, AND...of course Amash didn't address the entirety of the Mueller report. At the end of the day, an (R) has got to be an (R) after all...but, at the same time, I'll throw him a treat. He dun gud (for once).

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Apple flavored? That would make an excellent combo with cranberry juice! It's got your required daily dose of fruit AND vitamin C.

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then bragging about getting his first blow job but complaining that it didn't taste good.

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As long as the hot dogs are Koegel's!

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Saw the Doom reference, knew it was Dok.

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"Justin Amash Says Impeach, And We Always Agree With Justin Amash"

Oh you do not always agree with the Free Dumb Carcasses! But I'm good with you agreeing with him THIS time. I agree too!

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"they do Amash!""they do the Monster Amash"...

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Is she the host of Kalamazoom zoom zoom?

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He probably eats hot dogs, and masticates when he does.

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The Gang who couldn't collude straight. Innocent by reason of incompetence. But they have become master CONNIVERS."What Russians? I didn't see any Russians, and if I did, I didn't know it, or what they were up to, and besides, they are a Christian nation with a state religion and Putin picks the head of the Church who knows goddamn well which side his bread is buttered on, and approves everything he does, blah blah blahblahblah.....And noted legal loons Rudy, Judy, and Annie say that treason is not a crime but a meritorious act,

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'Free Dumb Carcasses'. A title like this, zombie novels could come of age, become NYT-bestseller metafictions--

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I'm not giving Amash too much credit for making any conclusions based on reality. If anything it's a calculated pr move. I never heard of this guy before, did youse?

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Actually the phalluses made me wonder if it was Evan, for a second or two.

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“I could carve a better man out of a banana “

TR

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