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fuflans's avatar

republicans: defending the unborn and the pre-existing against all heathens.

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fuflans's avatar

i would plump for 'slings and arrows' myself.

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fuflans's avatar

sheesshhh! it's just getting easier and easier to blame canada.

who do they think they are <i>france</i>?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...do you mean 2 guys and one girl kinda "hardcore" or do you mean donkey show "HARDCORE!!!"?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote> (shhhh...I secretly like Katy Perry, too..., but for far different reasons.)</blockquote><br /> A lot of us have a thing for Katy "The Refrigerator" Perry.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Not cool man! Total dick move! (upfisted, of course) Damn, this Manchu dude is good....

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Some say he only eats at Tim Horton's. Others say he claims Detroit is the 7th circle of hell. All we know is he's called the Bieb!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Bieb needs to get laid a few times before he gets to have an opinion on pregnancy.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...please tell me more about this "Mexican Porn Channel" speak of

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fuflans's avatar

i read that as saying his bodyguard's health insurance won't cover premature births. sure seems like something The Greatest HealthCare Insurance In The World would do.*

* this is in no way a defense of the bieber fab. that utterly baffles me and though i am something of a cougar i draw the line at six year olds.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the first time I heard his music while in a club in Jamaica(everyone in the night club new every god damn word) I actually thought it was a female that sung it!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...yeah, I think someone told me that he is a virgin too. If I had that many pubescent girls chasing me around when I was 16 I would probably have more kids than Antonio Cromartie! Definitely the GAY!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Logic comes in, logic goes out. It can't be explained.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He doesn't need to worry about them. He's actually like a white Gary Coleman and he's actually 35.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So...if I dope slap him so hard that his eyes pop out, he'd be cool with it 'cuz everything happens for a reason?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I propose we replace "yada yada yada" with "bieber bieber bieber".

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