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So what happens if you actuallymakeK-Lo's super-gross anus-burger Turkey recipe? This, apparently.
BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? And why did we find it by searching for "Obama Turkey Pardon," answerthat?
K-Lo's Hamburger-Stuffed Turkey Dumped On Floor For Cats To Eat
I like cats. In fact, I like cats better than people. (Likes dogs too. Plus dolphins...and oh yeah, elephants rock. Lions and tigers are cool too, but I prefer to admire them from a safe distance.) Hyenas are nasty though...plus they remind me of teabaggers.
too many morans. also.