So what happens if you actuallymakeK-Lo's super-gross anus-burger Turkey recipe? This, apparently. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? And why did we find it by searching for "Obama Turkey Pardon," answerthat?
I like cats. In fact, I like cats better than people. (Likes dogs too. Plus dolphins...and oh yeah, elephants rock. Lions and tigers are cool too, but I prefer to admire them from a safe distance.) Hyenas are nasty though...plus they remind me of teabaggers.
Eventually one of those Christian professionally-outraged people will point out how feminine our nation has become by pardoning turkeys instead of chopping their heads off and gnawing on the sweet, tasty goo that comes flying out.
I like cats. In fact, I like cats better than people. (Likes dogs too. Plus dolphins...and oh yeah, elephants rock. Lions and tigers are cool too, but I prefer to admire them from a safe distance.) Hyenas are nasty though...plus they remind me of teabaggers.
too many morans. also.
at a guess because you weren't funny?
Eventually one of those Christian professionally-outraged people will point out how feminine our nation has become by pardoning turkeys instead of chopping their heads off and gnawing on the sweet, tasty goo that comes flying out.