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Trump has released the worst impulses in the worst Americans. I'm truly sick of these people.

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You may be right, when one considered the 80 million who couldn’t be assed to vote in 2020. WTAF is wrong with these people?!?

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Translated Anderson Cooper: I get a lot of money for my gig here at CNN, so even though I understand why you are rightfully disgusted with this network for promoting a fascist sociopath who is undeniably the worst president in modern history, the same one we gave about a billion dollars worth of free airtime in 2016, and jumped all over any negative coverage of Clinton because we're Fair and Balance 2.0, thus helping him win the election, I still need to help excuse my big dollar benefactors so I can continue to enjoy my lavish lifestyle. So suck it, viewers.

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Oh, Anderson, I wasn't ever watching CNN again before Wednesday.The only way a real news event with PAB can go is fact-checking him so hard he waddles his fat, stupid ass offstage in a fit of rage within three minutes or less.That would be journalism.

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I never watched CNN and I surely won't watch it now.

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It is definitely bad that one of the most qualified people to ever run for President this century was "ambitious" and "overprepared"

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My cat's ass needs a good scrub.

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Sorry, you’ve missed the point entirely. We ARE the people you just listed and we are also, for the most part, middle class Americans. I see that you are entrenched in a false dichotomy. Do logic better.

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Does Cooper really think that CNN viewers only watch CNN, that they never consume news anywhere else, whether it's to find a similar viewpoint or one that contradicts their own beliefs?

What a deeply narcissistic delusion.

ETA speaking of deluded narcissists: "During a town hall event on CNN Wednesday night, former President Donald Trump made multiple incriminating remarks about his efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Trump’s responses will further hurt his case should Special Counsel Jack Smith charge the former president in connection with his role in the attack on the U.S. Capitol and other attempts to hold onto power unlawfully. Trump’s statements were also valuable to Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis in her investigation and possible prosecution." https://slate.com/news-and-...

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we have had more than enough exposure to his rancid "thoughts"

Damn Straight. I did not watch, and yet somehow, I feel I could write the transcript.

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I didn't go on a murder spree on Tuesday night.

Where's MY parade, Anderson?

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Wait'll MVP Harris runs in 2028.

Double-barreled misogyny and racism!

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Anderson Cooper is a lightweight.

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It was a disinfomercial.

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R’amen, and bravo.

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Fuck. Yes. Wonkette could do a better job than CNN. It wouldn’t even take the whole Wonkette team, although everyone deserves a turn at humiliating He Who Shall Not Be Shamed.

Also, Wonkette could do hilarious listicles without trying to make waterboarding funny.

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