Back in 2020, a republican workmate was all excited when tRump floated the idea of Rogan moderating a debate. I responded that it would be entertaining, but not in the way he was anticipating. Goldfish face, turn, walk away.
I've been lurking for quite a bit here @ Wonkette, but I had to go register a substack account today after seeing the tab about Lucy Lawless doing Stevie Nicks on SNL.
Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup was AMAZING! It is one of my all-time favorite skits, & I can't hear "Dreams" without singing along "There you go again, you say you want burritos...", since I saw the skit way back in 1998 lol.
If you need a laugh today, go watch it! It's bizarre, but it's got Lucy Lawless & it's hysterical!!
You know those ridiculous insurance (?) commercials with the guy who's supposed to help you not be like your parents? There is one where people are being asked to throw things into a dumpster. One lady had a pile of margarine tubs.
You can have my old margarine tubs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. I have margarine tubs older than my adult son. I have margarine tubs from brands that do not use those tub anymore. They are extraordinarily useful. RIP, Tupperware.
My kid and I were watching TV together when that ad came up and afterward we made knowing eye contact without a word spoken for what was an uncomfortable amount of time.
Yeah, well wait till her Ziploc containers need to be changed out gradually (!) & she sees they're now a completely different configuration and they're not interchangeable. !
A note about the P. Diddy bullshit. I used to love the movie "get em to the Greek". Of course that was also before I was aware that Russell Brand had incel libturdarian worms poisoning in his brain. But given the known charges now leveled at Combs, it isn't much of a stretch to see that his part in that movie was apparently much more close to real life than anyone except insiders ever knew. He played, basically, himself in the movie. A rich Hollywood mogul producer. The part where he straight up instructed the girl named Destiny to fuck the main character, played by Jonah Hill: suddenly that takes on an even more sinister perspective. That, to me, means that whoever wrote that part for P. Diddy in that movie may have very well been privy to the realities of how he really was, therefore, wrote that part for him as sort of some kind of inside joke. A little haha funny, if you get my drift. That is a horrific realization for me, and I don't think I'll ever be convinced that it wasn't some tongue in cheek asshole who actually thought that shit was funny. And they want to know why women choose the fucking bear.
RomCom - not sure I buy into this but I do know I don't like the movies they are producing. I know guys that don't have that golden ratio thing going on but they are good people and getting to know them makes them attractive if you bypassed them on first glance. I'm more interested what is on the inside than the outside. I know good looking people who are complete assholes and I would never choose them to be in my life. I see a lot of shallow people especially on the internet where they can hide rather than have to face any consequences for their words.
I'll never forget a conversation I had with a friend who was a school teacher. When the years of giving participation trophies to kids, she said we will pay the price for that on many levels because they think they are special without having to actually win or lose and that is not how life is. If you don't teach kids how to win and lose you cripple them in life. Now we have a lot of snowflakes melting because they can't handle life in general. They expect something for nothing.
Now before anyone comes after me with pitchforks and shitty words save it. I've been down that path here before. One size does not fit all. This article prompted this memory and it has some valid points. We as a society have become very shallow in many areas. Those who don't work to change it expect others to change it for them while bitching and moaning along the way.
I didn't fully follow the Epstein saga so I was not aware it was only underage. I do recall many of the same actions between the two. Neither should be allowed in society. Epstein took the easy way out and I still have questions about that.
The US attorney in South Florida is the son of a Haitian immigrant? Sometimes I start to believe there really is a God and he is a real jerk with a twisted sense of humor.
Ugh. I _hate_ shut down season and the assholes who think it's a fine idea. *THEY* aren't the ones who're going to have to look into the eyes of a small child and say I'm sorry, Mom or Dad's pay check is weeks late & we don't have enough food in the house.
Are you wearing truffle perfume? Piglet thinks you smell intoxicating.
Your hed gif source info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/snurflepig
And meme chat thread: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/95a0d185-36d0-40f5-b63e-57ab1cb67ef7?utm_source=share
Dangit. I just ate sausage. Now I regret it.
like
THAT SNOOT!!!!
A pinky nose
A blinky eye
A very cute case of
Root hog or die
Squeeees!!!! Oink, oink also, too.
Piglet is so cute! And that snout!
Truffle perfume? No, that's my natural earthy smell.
For some definition of "earthy"
"Hey Piggy-Wiggy! What's snoo(t)?"
From the makers of Hai Karate, Hai On the Hog
😂
Perfume? No, that's all me.
The truffles I snuffle are chocolate.
I had one of those like a decade ago!
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/11/hybrid_animals_photoshop-23.jpg
Just sticking my snout in to thank you for TABZ! -
BOOPABLE PIGLET!
La (le?) parfum de cochon. C'est magnifique.
Back in 2020, a republican workmate was all excited when tRump floated the idea of Rogan moderating a debate. I responded that it would be entertaining, but not in the way he was anticipating. Goldfish face, turn, walk away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qLTok1igbo
So what give Wonkiteers? I have to do my own Hispanic Heritage Month daily???
I've been lurking for quite a bit here @ Wonkette, but I had to go register a substack account today after seeing the tab about Lucy Lawless doing Stevie Nicks on SNL.
Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup was AMAZING! It is one of my all-time favorite skits, & I can't hear "Dreams" without singing along "There you go again, you say you want burritos...", since I saw the skit way back in 1998 lol.
If you need a laugh today, go watch it! It's bizarre, but it's got Lucy Lawless & it's hysterical!!
You know those ridiculous insurance (?) commercials with the guy who's supposed to help you not be like your parents? There is one where people are being asked to throw things into a dumpster. One lady had a pile of margarine tubs.
You can have my old margarine tubs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. I have margarine tubs older than my adult son. I have margarine tubs from brands that do not use those tub anymore. They are extraordinarily useful. RIP, Tupperware.
My kid and I were watching TV together when that ad came up and afterward we made knowing eye contact without a word spoken for what was an uncomfortable amount of time.
Yeah, well wait till her Ziploc containers need to be changed out gradually (!) & she sees they're now a completely different configuration and they're not interchangeable. !
A note about the P. Diddy bullshit. I used to love the movie "get em to the Greek". Of course that was also before I was aware that Russell Brand had incel libturdarian worms poisoning in his brain. But given the known charges now leveled at Combs, it isn't much of a stretch to see that his part in that movie was apparently much more close to real life than anyone except insiders ever knew. He played, basically, himself in the movie. A rich Hollywood mogul producer. The part where he straight up instructed the girl named Destiny to fuck the main character, played by Jonah Hill: suddenly that takes on an even more sinister perspective. That, to me, means that whoever wrote that part for P. Diddy in that movie may have very well been privy to the realities of how he really was, therefore, wrote that part for him as sort of some kind of inside joke. A little haha funny, if you get my drift. That is a horrific realization for me, and I don't think I'll ever be convinced that it wasn't some tongue in cheek asshole who actually thought that shit was funny. And they want to know why women choose the fucking bear.
Regarding the Ohio Supreme Court: Once you decide boneless chicken wings can contain bones, you've declared that words don't matter.
Combs - sounds like Epstein.
RomCom - not sure I buy into this but I do know I don't like the movies they are producing. I know guys that don't have that golden ratio thing going on but they are good people and getting to know them makes them attractive if you bypassed them on first glance. I'm more interested what is on the inside than the outside. I know good looking people who are complete assholes and I would never choose them to be in my life. I see a lot of shallow people especially on the internet where they can hide rather than have to face any consequences for their words.
I'll never forget a conversation I had with a friend who was a school teacher. When the years of giving participation trophies to kids, she said we will pay the price for that on many levels because they think they are special without having to actually win or lose and that is not how life is. If you don't teach kids how to win and lose you cripple them in life. Now we have a lot of snowflakes melting because they can't handle life in general. They expect something for nothing.
Now before anyone comes after me with pitchforks and shitty words save it. I've been down that path here before. One size does not fit all. This article prompted this memory and it has some valid points. We as a society have become very shallow in many areas. Those who don't work to change it expect others to change it for them while bitching and moaning along the way.
Combs: Incorrect. Epstein was solely into very underage kids. Not especially violent rapist.
Combs beat the living hell out of many women. He's a terrorist, a rapist and sexual sadist.
He needs to never get out of prison. NEVER.
All the ha-ha-ha jokes about this case on Wonkette aren't remotely funny, either.
I didn't fully follow the Epstein saga so I was not aware it was only underage. I do recall many of the same actions between the two. Neither should be allowed in society. Epstein took the easy way out and I still have questions about that.
The US attorney in South Florida is the son of a Haitian immigrant? Sometimes I start to believe there really is a God and he is a real jerk with a twisted sense of humor.
She.
Another instant classic Colbert cold open:
https://youtu.be/lAm4tTLb05I?si=tz2Qp3-OsEiZIFtW
PIGGY.
I would like to point out that The Fall Guy is a romantic comedy lightly disguised as an action movie, and I highly recommend it!!
Ugh. I _hate_ shut down season and the assholes who think it's a fine idea. *THEY* aren't the ones who're going to have to look into the eyes of a small child and say I'm sorry, Mom or Dad's pay check is weeks late & we don't have enough food in the house.
We are the only country in the world that has this system. It's outdated and sucks because politics have evolved into a complete shit show.
Check your voter registration status at www.vote.gov & deadline for it https://www.vote.org/voter-registration-deadlines/
LUCY LAWLESS IS A LITERAL FUCKING GODDESS.
Trump's Project 2025: Feds will collect more information about women who obtain legal abortions than they do about school shootings. Cool.