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We should start a tour bus. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Trumpita has screwed everyone he ever had a chance to screw in his life.

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I don't. Meeting his awfulness with more awfulness isn't what we should be about.

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I don't know how it all works. I just want MOAR KAMALA!

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If the country is full does that mean that Trump can't import any more foreign wives and their parents?

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I wish we were hearing more about her. The media seems to think that male candidates are inherently interesting and women are boring.

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Aliens, I'm pretty sure.

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Barf. It's not as though I particularly hate random white men, I'm just..bored with them and they don't really represent me. Even the gay ones.

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Should be nuking from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Some people think the fact that Harris was a prosecutor is a negative. Washington needs all the ethical prosecutors it can get. What Mueller started, Harris could help finish.

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Given the aging of our population we need all the young workers we can get.

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The media has decided that male candidates are interesting and female candidates are not. It's serious discrimination and they should be called out on it. Maybe it will change after the first debate.

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I mean, it's not like the US gov't is in any way responsible for any of the problems in Central America. Why should America have to help people fleeing that area?*checks Latin American history*Oh, yeah, that. Maybe stop with the crimes against humanity then and let the poor souls in

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Trump will never see foreign aid for what it is. The problem, like so many others, is rooted in the fact that Trump is a complete and utter moron.

Trump truly believes that immigration to the U.S. from "shithole countries" happens because the governments of those countries round up all the people said governments find troublesome and boot them out, "sending" them to the U.S. border. He's said this literally from day one of his candidacy--"they're not sending their best."

So, in Trump's idiotic worldview, withholding aid from those governments is punishing them for "sending" these people to the U.S. The concept that immigrants are legitimately suffering and are fleeing their countries is totally lost on him, just like so many other concepts (truth, morality, justice, equality, etc.) are.

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Haiku-tiful. <3

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Yeah, but that could include innocents....

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