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𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢, 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥.

That's been the correct answer for everything TFG has said or done since 2015. At least.

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I wish so many people weren't numb to Trumpian outrages.

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Whar Melania? You can be sure if Kamala was campaigning without her partner, there'd be a shit storm. But from everyone, crickets.

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I've said the same thing. It'd be a total disqualifier for her or hell even any other candidate-Republican or Democrat.

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I'm a little concerned about Kamala appearing on Fox. Not only a waste of her precious campaign time, but Brett will try to beat her up and probably try to mansplain things to her.

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He can try. At his own risk.

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Trump actually has nothing to say. Nothing. He just complains or brags about what he is going to do. Empty angry rhetoric..

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Trump stood around, or swayed awkwardly around, to some songs he probably didn’t pay to use while people passed out due to heat at his “town hall.” My theory, based on the audio of him trying to speak, is that the heat melted his denture glue and Pop Pop was losing his chompers. So he shifted into sleazy listening.

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Aren’t we past asking questions about Trump’s “stability” and “fitness” for office? After his disastrous term spent tweeting, golfing and giving tax cuts to the wealthy, he tried to remain in office through lies, frivolous lawsuits and violence directed at the US Capitol and Congress. Finally evicted, he spent 4 years stalling half a dozen criminal cases against him, being found liable (twice) for lying about sexually assaulting a woman and being convicted of fraud. And yet, he’s allegedly neck and neck with VP Harris. It’s enough to make you succumb to cynicism and despair. How can we be here?

Obviously he’s unfit for office from a cognitive standpoint. He’s a pathological liar and narcissist who simply wants to ride out his final years by avoiding prison and using the government to hurt his enemies. His medical records are irrelevant, as his doctors have whitewashed his true health at his direction for decades. I wouldn’t be surprised if they maintain two charts, one for propaganda and one for liability purposes/ CYA. He’s a large man with a lifetime of poor diet and little exercise or sleep who is approaching 80. That’s who he is.

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CNN “news” still isn’t “sure”.

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There is so much more to expose dof this psycho than his damn medical records. KH and the Dems need to get off that. Oh, and Kamala: Talk to the Palestinians! And Pul-leez don't say you'd be just another Biden. Again. Jeezus.

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It's difficult NOT to break the "no fat-shaming" laws here. Especially when discussing Honest Don Trump.

But, keep Cluck, Cluck, Clucking, you orange, chicken-shit, pathologically-lying bastard.

Oh and.... (from above) "5.94k ReTruths" but only "19.7k Likes"???? Bwah. Hey, look what stupid shitzinpants wrote! But I refuse to "like" it!! They're not laughing WITH you dummy!

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Maybe I'm missing something here, but isn't 19.7K about 3 times larger than 5.94K? Which raises the question of how that's supposed to mean that a lot of people are passing it on but not agreeing with it.

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No, I think I was more tired and therefore wasn't thinking clearly. My bad. Good catch on your part!

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For weeks I thought those Frank-Frazetta Trump-n-cat AI pix were by his opponents, mocking the "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats." I posted several of them on FB (with appropriately mocking addenda) before I realized they were put out seriously by Trumpists.

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I'm not saying that sort of thing doesn't happen -- you're an example of it! -- I'm just saying that if at least 3 people are liking it for every one that's sharing it, I don't see how that supports a conclusion that most of the shares are by people not agreeing with it.

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Yep, I was not trying to dispute what you said, more like support it. Also, I still think those "Trump-saves-kittens" memes are funny as all hell, and NOT in favor of Trump.

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I loved "America’s Stupidest Hitler." Thanks, Evan!

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"America's Smartest Hitler," whoever s/he may be, is likely still working on operating velcro.

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Hmm World's worst human being does and says shitty things everyday! Same guy, same horrible soulless ogre, finds even more depraved things to do and say than the day before! There seems to be a pattern here. Let's see if we can guess what he'll do after he loses the election. Wow, my money's on this guy paying Russia a $Billion to invade the U.S., Wait you're saying there could be worse things? Yeah, I know right? But I'm trying not to go full Diddy here and just leaving the sex stuff out

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Conspiracy theory; Trump's just failed a dementia test, and he's trying to convince himself they're really hard and lots of people fail them. Yeah, mate. Everyone with dementia.

Especially as a standard question is, "Who is the (holder of the highest political office) in (your country)?". If he answers "Me", that's a cross AND Remarks.

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Not even a conspiracy theory. I guarantee he failed the dementia test.

The thing about the "remembering the words," is they say five completely unrelated words, something like "daisy, church, velvet, red, face" --not just unrelated, but also not the same kind of word conceptually, and also nothing to do with what you're seeing in front of you in the exam room-- and ask you to repeat them back, and then ask you at the end of the test to repeat them again.

So, if you're cognitively alert, you notice that the words are unrelated, you try to make some kind of rubric to remember them, you guess that they're gonna ask you again later, so you quietly keep reminding yourself of them. You also notice that it's pretty challenging. And it's something you remember afterwards, those two aspects--unrelated words, unrelated to what you're seeing.

If you're Trump, you don't even NOTICE the words are unrelated and that they're nothing to do with what you're currently seeing. Literally all you remember, barely, is there were five words. When you then "boast" about it, ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH is five RELATED words, all nouns, all related conceptually, even actually REPEATING concepts, and things that are RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AT THAT EXACT MOMENT: Person, woman, man, TV, camera.

HE FAILED THE TEST COLOSSALLY.

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I would note that the word salad memory test is, obviously, just one of the tools to measure mental acuity on the dementia test, and I’m certain lots of healthy people would get that part of the test wrong.

We need no test results or piece of paper to prove that Trump is an unfit POS who should be in prison. He’s proved himself over and over for the last decade to be a fool, a liar, a coward, a cheat, a crook, a narcissist and a danger to society.

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Yes, exactly. btw I'm sure he also failed the "draw a clock" part of the test, too. But what has always struck me is that he obsesses on that particular part of the test, and that he so obviously failed it in every possible way, and hardly anyone seems to recognize that, although the way he babbles about it is so revealing.

He's an absolute sack of shit, what did someone call him? The worst aspects of everything in American society combined into a human skin. He's really so amazingly grotesquely terrible. And how he has manic cultists! I still don't fully understand how!

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Kind of like the way he's always saying "not many people know this..." about something that everybody who has been paying even a little bit of attention knows.

He really does believe that he's the smartest person in the room, and if he can't do something, nobody can.

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I'd like to confront the guy face-to-face, and tell him what a stupid shit he is. I wonder if anyone in 79 years has ever challenged the prick poser pissant to his face.

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I just want to slap his face. Repeatedly.

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Imagine if in return Trump had to go on Rachel Maddow for a history lesson followed by a grilling. "Did I get that right?" she'll transition.

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So I just heard a joke recently that I quite liked - it isn't mine, I'm just repeating it cause I thought it was good enough to spread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: So he wouldn't have to debate Kamala again.

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FOX is not news but I guess some of the other media she has been doing isn't either.

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I actually thought that might not be a Diaper Don piece in light of the limited # of misplaced capitals & only using quotation marks once.

A comma is within the quotation marks, no obvious erroneous apostrophes...this can't be his work.

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NEEDZ MOAR CAPITALLZ!!!

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Q: What is the capitol of Florida?

A: F!

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Exactly. And no misspellings? C'mon.

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Marginally literate intern who won't be including this gig on their resume

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I think you've cracked the code.

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I'll just be happy if she does a good post-turtling of Bret Baier. We all know there's a bunch of rightwing bullshit coming her way though from there. That is directly in the maw of the rightwing media human centipede. Bless her for going.

As for President Klan Robe it's just more forced meme to be distributed among his cultists so they can go on to hurt the rest of us.

Also WTF is "Cognitive Stamina?" Is that even a thing? I've never heard of that before. Second this mediocre pricktator would lose that too. If she's supposedly low energy, why is it in the debate she worked President Klan Robe like he was a little pointy-hatted hand puppet?

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Agility as well. So we choose our president from the pool of parkour experts or "Cirque Du Soleil" performers now?

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