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How long before he tweets about his amazing beautiful performance?

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I wanna speak about it a LOT

https://twitter.com/Zerlina...

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I hate to always be so focused on what the grifters are wearing, but wtf is jr’s dumbass wearing? is that water camo?

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Just when I thought Evan couldn't reach a new pinnacle, he writes this, "It is like the Ugly Stick had rough consensual sex with a whole different Ugly Stick and they accidentally created a human baby." Hahahaha hahahahaha

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Yes. Yes it is.

It's a spearfishing suit, the better to sneak up on your intended victim target dinner.

ETA: If Deej is actually doing this, I have to give him a tiny bit of respect, at least for the effort and skill required. I used to freedive for dinner, and it's demanding as hell.

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Will Melanoma be forced to corroborate?

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He's sitting on a cushioned seat waiting for the fishing guide to catch something, do most of the work reeling it in and then to call him to put down his Long Island Iced Tea in order to land the fish and get his picture taken with it. Clearly that requires very expensive athletic gear.

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