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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

If he could, they would absolutely be bonin' because Loony Loomer is just his type, plastic and hateful.

Ana Hata's avatar

I don’t think Trump and Loomer are actually fucking because I don’t think all the Viagra in the world would help his elderly micropenis. But I do think Loomer is having herself a pumpkin mushroom taffy pull, you ladies know what I mean.

Susan's avatar

Trump’s rally in Tucson was in a theater that molds 2283 people. Someone there said it looked like 300 people were there.

Cheese's avatar

If Laura Loomer & Trump be fucking….

I vomited into my mouth.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Just because Trump is saying total whack-a-loon nonsense is no reason to get complacent. He's been doing it since he came down the escalator to mix with the mere mortals of the Dead White Right.

Michael Bowen's avatar

Did anyone else see a Loomer tweet about Haitians being cannibals in the last day or two?

JCfromNC's avatar

I didn't see it, but I saw someone else make a reference to it.

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Yeah. But what do the polls in GA, PA and AZ say? Nothing good, and they're the ones that matter.

Disregard the NC polls; as Our Wonkette has explained, the fix is in there.

Chris's avatar

Anyone want to guess what the story is going to be when this relationship becomes public? Is "active, continuing adultery" going to suddenly be a "traditional Christian value"?

Carol Hayden's avatar

I think stoning adulterers is traditionally biblical.

oscarphile's avatar

It'll be a sacrament.

Peter's avatar

That looks like a lot of people, but what kind of lighting is on them?

#387 of the 64,321 crazy things he said at the debate.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

To paraphrase Karl Rove, Harris was calm, confident, strong and focused on the future whereas Trump was angry, obsessed with past grievances and clearly fixated on saving his own ass.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF, I think with a 100x zoom and a microscope I can see an empty seat in the 87th row…no, my bad.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Phrase of advice in a book I just read: “Confident, Cocky, Lazy, Dead.” The first is OK, as long as you keep an eye out for the second. Because from there it’s a bad slide downward.

Head up, eyes on the prize, but keep half an eye out for the ratfuckers all around!

Michael Bowen's avatar

I think Harris' (is it Harris' or Harris's) campaign team are pretty much on the ball. I'm feeling fairly positive, although it's still going to boil down to turnout in a few states.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Polls are meaningless apart from the November election, where we must out-vote them in such overwhelming numbers that all their efforts to lie, cheat, and steal come to naught.

UnionThuggery's avatar

Judging from the photos of them together, she's definitely honking her booby-knockers for his amusement.

kmblue187's avatar

I bet Trump is sleeping with her, he's just that stupid. Melania is probably spending her time trying to break through that prenup.