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Christopher Bosch's avatar

And the kittehs shall inherit the earth.

Book of Practical Cats vi/mcxii

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Wishing you a swift recovery and an admonition that no one has a crm to war off simple as luck. I knew a very pleasant lady who was killed by lung cancer without ever smoking anything or engaging in any other risky behavior. Shit happens, and randomly.

kmblue187's avatar

This post reminds me of my Dad, who was a family doctor (back when they called it that.). He wrote off a lot of Medicare bills, charged his patients what the labs charged HIM for things like blood tests, delivered babies and years later delivered the babies of those babies. Also charged a very low price for office visits, when Dad was on vacation and they had to go to someone else, they'd faint from shock.

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It's Independence Day(s) here (the party starts in the late PM, with the official Independence day for recovery. I've been pretty much house-bound since a killer case of bronchitis a few months back, so ordered in my chiles en nogado and pozole for later this afternoon.

By the way, Trump said the only "guardrails" AI development needs is a "high IQ president", but Claudia Sheinbaum is busy with other things right now.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

And Mr. Carney has enough on his plate also too.

WokeGrandma's avatar

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Queen M is?

Squibsquab's avatar

Queen Mbeah. She’s been a regular in the non-comments.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Meabh. Pronounced "mave", rhymes with wave.

WokeGrandma's avatar

What are non-comments?

WokeGrandma's avatar

Re Roger Marshall's teeth: Those are definitely not his original teeth. And they're so unnaturally white, white, baby.

Vic's avatar

Republicans think fake teeth, fake hair, elevator shoes, spanx, a fake tan, and diapers help them project the look of low class and bad taste, so they can connect with the lowlifes who vote for them.

somebeanz's avatar

It would be righteous if Marshall got desperately ill before the election. By that I mean, bed-bound, unable to move or talk. Let’s imagine that condition is for life.

This mental picture has made my day a bit brighter!

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Kennedy Center close to bankruptcy.

"Biden's fault" in 3,2,1...

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Oh, all along he has been claiming that his predecessors failed to keep the place up and that is why he just HAD to take it over to save it.

It has been well over twenty years since I went there last, but I don't need to see it to know that King Piggy is lying again. Lying, grifting, making the very worst choices and being a blot on the landscape, these are the things we can count on from Dear Leader.

jte's avatar

Well, when you mismanage it so badly with your MAGA culture war shit that all the booked talent for a year cancels in protest, and then shut it down for another year so the dipshit president can illegally plaster his name all over it, yeah, not surprised there are some financial issues...

#ETTD, as ever.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

A reporter on Vermont Public Radio, must have been yesterday or Sunday, was saying that financial documents showed that fundraising for the Center took a nosedive when That Fucking Guy started involving himself with it, and then an even bigger nosedive when he put his name on it. TFG can claim what he wants, but evidence indicates the opposite.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Funny, I thought his oligarch brackets/owners were supposed to make up the difference plus.

Thixotropickle's avatar

"I had to destroy the Kennedy Center in order to destroy it"

paul's avatar

Just like he seems to see that he has to destroy the world in order to recreate it to his liking for everyone else- like it or not.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

What else can we expect from a geriatric maniac who believes he is God?

paul's avatar

It's supply and demand. It's just business, Baby! The invisible hand of the Free Market.

InMyRoom's avatar

If TFG can't have it, he will destroy it.

paul's avatar

Gone the way of so many casinos.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Boy ain't right. Never has been, neither. And I don't look for him to ever get better.

InMyRoom's avatar

Good morning. Coffee is on board.

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my shocked face again..

𝐶𝐵𝑆 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑠 @𝐶𝐵𝑆𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒:

𝐴 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐸𝑙𝑜𝑛 𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑘'𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎 𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑒𝑚𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑, 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝. 𝑆𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑋𝐴𝐼 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝐶𝐵𝑆 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑜 𝑓𝑎𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑒.

Martin Shobe's avatar

What's the big deal? It's not like I built it in a neighborhood with real Americans in it.-Musk, probably.

shivaskeeper's avatar

That's pretty much why the place was chosen

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Same old story; build a public nuisance of pollution somewhere that the inhabitants have no power to resist. And the meek shall inherit the trash.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Elon will be issuing residents with prototype Tesla robots, who will follow closely behind the resident, with their fingers in the person's ears.

Musk stridently declares that these robots will definitely NOT be actors in suits. In fact, he stated this a suspicious amount of times.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Free [mandatory] Neurolink Brain Dampeners for all our lovely neighbors!*

*installation fee extra

Vic's avatar

What do expect from the descendant of literal fascists who moved to South Africa to drink in the apartheid racism, and named their offspring for a Martian figure in a bad sci fi novel?

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

What kind of noise do they make? Like just loud buzzing?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A gas turbine like that sounds like a jet engine on low power.

jte's avatar

Except like 10 of them in a row, running 24-7.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

And the sound is mostly omnidirectional, so a "wall" won't do much, unless the entire sound generating source is totally enclosed.

Craig Nixon's avatar

You're gonna need a bigger drum booth.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Reminds me of when he made that huge "X" sign after renaming Twitter that was so bright and big it kept people awake from beaming into their bedrooms

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

yes.

It's the noise that is the biggest problem, CBS.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

"Sound walls" lol

We trust you so much, Elord.

Aren't you here illegally?

Christopher Bosch's avatar

I would never stop laughing if I saw Elno get pounced on, thrown to the ground, brutalized and disappeared by ICEholes.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

It's insomnia hour at chez Birb. I think I'll do a puzzle.

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InMyRoom's avatar

I must have coffee before I can do any puzzles.

Shocktreatment's avatar

This morning's Episodic Insomnia Bookshelf selection was the 𝘚𝘊𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌 𝘍𝘐𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕 𝘏𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘖𝘍 𝘍𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘝𝘖𝘓𝘜𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘕𝘌, from which I read Theodore Sturgeon's 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘎𝘰𝘥, copyrighted in 1941.

Greedhead bankers with the financial power to bully marketplaces... wannabe genius who accumulates reputation and obscene wealth through the intellectual work of others...a human exploiting non-human, 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 intelligence without a single ethic coming up...

Written 85 years ago...

Christopher Bosch's avatar

I read that Surgeon was Kurt Vonnegut's model for Kilgore Trout.

MRK's avatar

We do not have created intelligence, despite the hype and the marketers playing on our sci-fi preconceptions.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Well, Mr, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 Professor, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 Doctor, but 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 Kidder did, and not dependent on electronic phenomena! They were a biological, created race named the Neoterics!

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Neoteric sounds like another new drug that you should ask your doctor is it right for you.

Bobathonic's avatar

Say, you know who else was *not* a doctor?

Thixotropickle's avatar

Sorry, I only know one doctor who was *not*:

A bricklayer

An engineer

A coal miner

A mechanic

A psychiatrist

An escalator

A magician

tek's avatar

cnbc:

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬

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lies, smirks, and bafflegab

WokeGrandma's avatar

Hadn't seen or heard the word "bafflegab" before. Thanks for introducing me to it!

Christopher Bosch's avatar

It's a pip, a keeper. Especially when you have to discuss such mendacious lizards as constitute the King Pedo regime.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Amazingly lifelike plasticity of Bouffont's facial expressions powered by his humaskin brand implants?*

*Highly recommended by Zuckerborg

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Remember when we thought Mittens Romney was the last word in synthetic humans? Zucky and the Space Nazi must be the very latest bleeding edge developments in the tech that started so humbly with Robbie the Robot ("Danger Will Robinson!") and the Mechanical Turk.

Noma Larkey's avatar

The man is a horrible public speaker, let alone the lies he spews. Like Mango Mussolini, I have to mute the TV when his mug comes on it.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Neither can I beat to look at him, his smirking punim sparks a nearly irresistible need to punch somebody in the mouth.

The Wanderer's avatar

(installs new resistors and step-down scales on his Bullshit Meter)

Nancy Naive's avatar

Yep, gotta protect the sensor. If it pegs too hard, it’ll break. Might want to substitute polycarbonate for the crystal.

Shocktreatment's avatar

What to watch for, versus what to hope for...

tehbaddr's avatar

Moar sleeps needed.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Just learned the UNEXPECTED news of our beloved Queen M. I am heartbroken. Then some douche showed up and tried to say QM was that idiot ICC from a few years back. Just NO. Queen M was, and always will be, THE REAL DEAL. https://ago.mo.gov/attorney-general-hanaway-secures-guilty-verdict-in-2004-jefferson-county-cold-case-murder/

Yesterday, I was exhausted. I napped for a total of 5 and a half hours and went to bed early after a zofram. I should have taken my zomig, too, but I stupidly didn't and now I am sick this morning, but on the recovering side of it as I took both meds the moment I woke up. I don't know about others, but when I am coming out of a migraine, waves of feeling better alternate with waves of headphain and vomiting. Once the waves of feeling better start, I know it's just a matter of time. I'll sleep this AM and head into work late.

Yesterday was supposed to be the Fetterman staff drop, which they said they would make if he showed up at work. Thre was no drop, but a staff member who said he was not affiliated with the Angry Staff Twitter account made an appearance on CNN to criticize Fetterman.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Does it strike anyone else that the Missouri A.G. looks like a nearly perfect replica of a Fox blonde?

catsntrees's avatar

This makes me so mad...they picked the jury and waited until her elderly uncles were dead before they got this verdict...this is so incredibly sad.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

My brain is still hurting from the news. I worked with her a little bit to facilitate depositions from her main rebuttal witnesses, her elderly uncles, who have now died since the time of her arrest. I think it was the state's strategy to postpone the trial until after they died.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I was reading the backstory on that website created for her. Holy Cow! I have SO many questions, mainly how could that POS cousin have ANY credibility with his arrest record, and what was the connection with politics and change of state AG's. (Don't want to get into that discussion here, but I am quite curious.)

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I am going to miss her so much.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Christ, there was so much fucking weirdness here last night. Is it a full moon?

MRK's avatar

To take them at their word, a long-time lurker came out just to say they didn't trust Queen M and didn't understand why many here did. They had nothing really to add to that. If they were genuine, it was a poor way to approach it (particularly comparing her to one of our more infamous con artists), if not it was a fairly low effort troll.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Yeah, I was here...and still watching that thread.

Combine that with ERIS and you get...much weirdness. Heh.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Eris." Greek goddess of discord and shenanigans.

Apt name.

MRK's avatar

That explains the comment about the block button.

I've had ERIS blocked for a long time, so I didn't see any of that.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

People lose their minds instead of just blocking people.

Craig Nixon's avatar

The entire vibe was mildly insane.

PrimerGray's avatar

QM as ICC? Don't be ridiculous, fool.

Bobathonic's avatar

I'm pretty stunned by QM's conviction, too. After 11-1 to acquit last time.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Oh wow, last I heard she had been arrested at the airport or something? But she already had another trial and was convicted??? Crazy days these days, fuck.

MRK's avatar

It is very hard to reconcile the trial she described in her last update Thursday with what happened Friday, but there's much we don't know, and our courts are far from infallible.

VaselineHabits's avatar

That was my overall take. There's just so much I dont actually know.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, it's unbelievable. I knew things were not going well when she was detained last week.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

My first thought was "She must have a terrible judge. Is it the same judge as the last trial?"

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I did someonline reading and the media is pretty much settled on the fact that she did it. Just echoing the prosecution.