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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

The Shills Have Eyes.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Dear Kansas,

I've reconsidered. Toto and I are going to stay here in Oz. It's more real.

Dorothy

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

What about the antigluten mafia in Lawrence? Do they get nothing?

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Oklahoma might win, is why not.

Finally, revenge for the 1988 NCAA Men's Basketball Final.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Don't outfits like Bain typically look for buyout targets with lots of assets and relatively lower earnings? Kansas seems a bit short on assets.

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Jay B.'s avatar

They will become wealthy because Kansas magic economy.

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Jay B.'s avatar

It's there to keep his balls company.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

They're the real heroes.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Bumper crop of asses, tho.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

They have some excellent barbeque there.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Losing steam fast along the backstretch is Chris "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" Christie.

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Bren's avatar

Evidence? "That's science and we Republicans don't believe in all that stuff, 47% of people in the country don't pay any mind to evidence. We know that 'cos President Romney told us"

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

Yes, conservatives always claim to be good at the business, but when pressed they do not how how businesses actually work.

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SteveThreePO's avatar

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it. Got the money for nothin' and the chicks for free.

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PubOption's avatar

A reasonable person's view of the Laffer curve would be, if successive tax cuts reduce revenue, then the original tax rate was between zero and the peak. Therefore tax rates should go back to the original level, if not slightly higher. Repubs don't seem to grasp this.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But a perpetual motion machine is a good thing, right?

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