"Since that distant year 2010, Arizona has experienced what is commonly known as the Arizona Bigot Renaissance" -- this will be the first sentence that small children read in their American History Textbook Kindle, in the future. Why? Read Chapter One of your eBook from the future, which explains how Arizona is the Bigot Capital of the entire world -- a special place where famous bigots and bigot-craftsmen congregate and do racist stuff together. Historians from the future attribute this "bigot awakening" to Kris Kobach, who ran for Kansas Secretary of State in 2010 but also volunteered part-time to help Arizona write anti-brown people legislation. Kobach will always be remembered as that asshole who helped draft the Arizona "You look like a Messican" ordinance, but did you know that he also helped Arizona outlaw Hamas anchor babies? In the future Kris Kobach is regarded as one of our Founding Fathers.
Kris has no immigration experience. Who the hell would deliberately move to Kansas? The only kind of immigration problem Kansas has is people moving away or somebody&rsquo;s trailer getting blown across the state lines from a tornado.