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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I know some people hating reading Oedipus Rex in English class, but this seems like an extreme way of taking revenge.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm sure I don't want to know. For that matter, I'm sure I don't need to know.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Well, yeah, but teens would NEVER "click here if you are over 18", so they never see any internet porn.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Pilcher-Cook her? I hardly know her!

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Lot_49's avatar

If the teachers are packing heat (as any good pedagogue should) would they be able to use them to defend school property such as "The Miller's Tale"? Or was that a different state?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>To be “harmful,” the bill does require that “a reasonable person would find that the material or performance lacks serious literary, scientific, educational, artistic or political value.” </i>

Any other geezers out there who found "Debbie Does Dallas" highly educational, or am I just being unreasonable?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

This is a great plan. If kids never learn about sex, then they certainly won't be having any.

Wait, what...?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Damn. I was looking forward to <a href="http:\/\/www.vermontteddybear.com\/sellgroup\/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx\?bhcp=1" target="_blank">naptime</a>.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Are teachers also banned from teaching teens how to use the internet*? If not, there's a gap in Pilcher-Cook's plan. ___________________________________ * Sexy web sites instruct visitors to click "Leave" if they are under 18 so high-schoolers can't see them.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Pffft. The cats out of the bag already puritans. A youngster just told me what truffle butter was. I am officially an old.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I'm sure I could work up a rousing lyric about Chlamydia, to the tune of <i><b>Lydia, the Tattooed Lady</b></i>, but I'm needing a nap so I'll just leave the idea for someone else to get rich and famous upon.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Rock chalk you fucking rubes, they still believe watermelons cause them to be pregnated and you know who loves watermelons right

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Next time around I'm gonna have to start rooting for the twister

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Are there any other kinds in Kansas?

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