Kudos to Kansas for pulling quite the sleight of hand. Instead of another story about its slashed and burned debacle of a state government, the state's new PR strategy is to distract onlookers with a law prosecuting teachers who present materials about S-E-[redacted].
I know some people hating reading Oedipus Rex in English class, but this seems like an extreme way of taking revenge.
When does the HBO special come out?
All of it, Katie.
I&#039;m sure I don&#039;t want to know. For that matter, I&#039;m sure I don&#039;t need to know.
Well, yeah, but teens would NEVER "click here if you are over 18", so they never see any internet porn.
Pilcher-Cook her? I hardly know her!
If the teachers are packing heat (as any good pedagogue should) would they be able to use them to defend school property such as &quot;The Miller&#039;s Tale&quot;? Or was that a different state?
<i>To be &ldquo;harmful,&rdquo; the bill does require that &ldquo;a reasonable person would find that the material or performance lacks serious literary, scientific, educational, artistic or political value.&rdquo; </i>
Any other geezers out there who found &quot;Debbie Does Dallas&quot; highly educational, or am I just being unreasonable?
This is a great plan. If kids never learn about sex, then they certainly won&#039;t be having any.
Damn. I was looking forward to <a href="http:\/\/www.vermontteddybear.com\/sellgroup\/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx\?bhcp=1" target="_blank">naptime</a>.
Are teachers also banned from teaching teens how to use the internet*? If not, there&#039;s a gap in Pilcher-Cook&#039;s plan. ___________________________________ * Sexy web sites instruct visitors to click &quot;Leave&quot; if they are under 18 so high-schoolers can&#039;t see them.
Pffft. The cats out of the bag already puritans. A youngster just told me what truffle butter was. I am officially an old.
I&#039;m sure I could work up a rousing lyric about Chlamydia, to the tune of <i><b>Lydia, the Tattooed Lady</b></i>, but I&#039;m needing a nap so I&#039;ll just leave the idea for someone else to get rich and famous upon.
Rock chalk you fucking rubes, they still believe watermelons cause them to be pregnated and you know who loves watermelons right
Next time around I&#039;m gonna have to start rooting for the twister
Are there any other kinds in Kansas?