So Kansas is really on track to be the Most Terrible State of 2014, which is a competition we just invented. This is the fifth time we've had to write a "what's the matter with Kansas" post (find all past Kansas goodness/badness here ) yet this year and frankly, Kansas, we are getting a little tired of your Legislature's bad behavior. Can't you put them in a timeout or something?
<i>Doll said he brought it on behalf of a constituent who said having a birth certificate would ease the trauma of <b>HIS</b> child&rsquo;s stillbirth.</i>
So Mr. Well-Meaning Legislator innocently introduces a &quot;clean&quot; bill that innocently turns a certificate of stillbirth into a certificate of birth, and has no teensiest inkling that it might perchance offer an opportunity to redefine a fetus&#039;s life as beginning before birth? And this guy lives in Kansas?
Hey yall, did you know that the word &quot;gullible&quot; isn&#039;t in the dictionary?
Um, yeah. Not, perhaps, his smartest move.
<i>Doll said he brought it on behalf of a constituent who said having a birth certificate would ease the trauma of <b>HIS</b> child&rsquo;s stillbirth.</i>
The fuck?
I&#039;ve been waiting years for some smart legislature to close this shocking loophole. Finally Kansas takes the lead. Go Kansas!
And people say Kansas isn&#039;t progressive.
So Mr. Well-Meaning Legislator innocently introduces a &quot;clean&quot; bill that innocently turns a certificate of stillbirth into a certificate of birth, and has no teensiest inkling that it might perchance offer an opportunity to redefine a fetus&#039;s life as beginning before birth? And this guy lives in Kansas?
Hey yall, did you know that the word &quot;gullible&quot; isn&#039;t in the dictionary?
THIS IS OUR NATIONS HARTLAND YOUR TALKING ABOUTT!@!~@~~~!!!!!!!!
How many guns can the dead fetus buy?
Yeah. The Teaparty has had its fill of Grief RINOs.
JarJar Bush wishes it had a Kansas Certificate.
and sadly, way more progressive than anything out of kansas today.
Fuck kansas.
It&#039;s all about Slash, isn&#039;t it?
Yeah, but it won&#039;t happen <i>here</i>.
How long?