Picking Wonkette's State of the Year was no easy feat this time around, but Kansas pulled away from the pack with its flair for the dramatic. For a few heady months of 2014, Kansas shocked the country by flirting with electing politicians who were unaffiliated with the Republican Party. We let ourselves believe there could be a chance for the state to turn puce, if not full-on purple, as Kansas Republicans
When California switched to a "jungle" primary system, where the top two finishers run against each other (instead of the top D and R), the long blockage of Rethuglican constipation in the lege broke, and a warm Brown shower of goodness over all the Golden State resulted.
Arizona protests!! We're plenty fucked up, thankyouverymuch. Kansas may have stolen our glory this year, but we'll be back, you betcha. We elected a whole bunch of new teatards, including a new governor who is dumber and more of an ideologue than Jan, the wicked witch of the southwest. We're number 50 in most things, but when it comes to sucking- WE'RE NUMBER ONE (though we tend to stink more like number two)
Can the President declare all of Kansas a disaster area?
"Some of the people, all of the time"
It's a known category.
But did California pay attention to the JOB CREATORS? I thought not!
And make them eligible for federal funds? What are you, a Commie?
When California switched to a "jungle" primary system, where the top two finishers run against each other (instead of the top D and R), the long blockage of Rethuglican constipation in the lege broke, and a warm Brown shower of goodness over all the Golden State resulted.
You can piss on DWS as much as you want, but she had nothing to do with Pat Fucking Roberts getting re-elected.
Arizona protests!! We're plenty fucked up, thankyouverymuch. Kansas may have stolen our glory this year, but we'll be back, you betcha. We elected a whole bunch of new teatards, including a new governor who is dumber and more of an ideologue than Jan, the wicked witch of the southwest. We're number 50 in most things, but when it comes to sucking- WE'RE NUMBER ONE (though we tend to stink more like number two)
The Republicans.