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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Can the President declare all of Kansas a disaster area?

Joshua Norton's avatar

"Some of the people, all of the time"

It's a known category.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

But did California pay attention to the JOB CREATORS? I thought not!

malsperanza's avatar

And make them eligible for federal funds? What are you, a Commie?

Lot_49's avatar

When California switched to a "jungle" primary system, where the top two finishers run against each other (instead of the top D and R), the long blockage of Rethuglican constipation in the lege broke, and a warm Brown shower of goodness over all the Golden State resulted.

bobbert's avatar

You can piss on DWS as much as you want, but she had nothing to do with Pat Fucking Roberts getting re-elected.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Arizona protests!! We're plenty fucked up, thankyouverymuch. Kansas may have stolen our glory this year, but we'll be back, you betcha. We elected a whole bunch of new teatards, including a new governor who is dumber and more of an ideologue than Jan, the wicked witch of the southwest. We're number 50 in most things, but when it comes to sucking- WE'RE NUMBER ONE (though we tend to stink more like number two)