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It's actually election fraud. Voter fraud is that thing that only happens like 3/1000000 times where someone's dead grandfather votes. Election fraud is when the sec. of state or the CEO of Diebold say they're going to make sure George W Bush wins Ohio.

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You forgot to close off your sarcasm tag. Here, I'll do it for you: /s

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Moist would probably be a good choice.

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Is there some reason Greens, Socialists, and Libertarians, who have their own political parties, feel they should be allowed to choose the Democratic Party's nominee?Good point. You can't let filthy, lefty, commoners decide that - much better to let lobbyists & party hacks like DWS make that decisions that are that important. /s

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Say no more!

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You accidentally left out the sarcasm tag you obviously intended to insert before your last sentence.

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Every time I hear Americans talking about how the chronically ill are treated there, I thank Dog that I live in Australia, & then I bite my tongue on my bitching about the shittier parts of our health system, because damn, you guys have it a hundred times rougher. *hugs*

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But if I leave it open, then everything down the length of the page gets sarcasmed too. It was just a public service, not an oversight, I swear!

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Thanks, we need all the hugs we can get. Everything in this country went drastically downhill after Reagan was elected, and unless there is a dramatic change soon, this trend will continue. I hope I am dead before the revolution comes, because it will be painful to watch.

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Thanks for clarifying. Election fraud honestly seems worse. And they're still not trying to hide it anymore, which is depressing as shit.

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Uh... Okay, I'll bite.What things does the DEA do, that without which, civilisation would fall?

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Sounds like the same thing Cory Lewandowski, the Trump enforcer did in North Carolina a couple of years ago. At that time, he sent out hundreds of thousands of voter pamphlets under the Americans for Prosperity banner with supposedly accurate registration information. However, it had incorrect dates, phone numbers and addresses for official voter information. Of course, since the NC Board of Elections was, and still is under Republican control, little became of it.

http://www.newsobserver.com...

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To be fair, the entire site starts with an implicit "<sarcasm>" tag.

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we'll appoint a commission, we promise

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"clerical error" is adult-speak for a 3-year-old's "oopsies"

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there's a move here in CT to allow the state administration to remove incompetent voting registrars, but we've never had problems like AZ or FL so who knows if it'll take off. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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