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I've been so nervous about this election for weeks. Today I have butterflies in my stomach the size of her Spanx. YOOGE.

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They interview morons in a lame attempt to appear unbiased.

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Please, Georgia, please. Pretty please. With a cherry on top, or other fruit of your choosing. Maybe a peach?

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She leads by 4.8. I don't think it's going to happen.

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She is up by 4.8. Not likely.

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AP just called it.

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HEY DEMOCRATS, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU VOTING????

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We lost.

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Fuck it. I hate these fuckers.

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Hate is a very strong word. And it is irrational. (Except for my hatred of Brussels sprouts: that is entirely irrational.)

Be better than hate: despise and disdain them. Leave the hatred to their side.

And transfer your anger into FUCKING VOTING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????

(Not you in particular, just Democrats in the general.)

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Apparently you were the only one.

Democrats stayed home in droves.

FOR A CHANGE.

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Voting doesn't matter. Don't you get it?

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It does when our side does not.

And yes. I know about the voter suppression. And that infuriates me. But what about the people who CAN vote? Why don't they?

Kitty Genovese syndrome?

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In any event, I need sleep. There will be more defeats for us in the future. So we'd better get used to it.

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'Someone else will take care of it.'

Seriously. Look her up if you want to hate humanity even more.

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