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Truly Madly Derply's avatar

I've been so nervous about this election for weeks. Today I have butterflies in my stomach the size of her Spanx. YOOGE.

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Tennessee Rain's avatar

They interview morons in a lame attempt to appear unbiased.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Please, Georgia, please. Pretty please. With a cherry on top, or other fruit of your choosing. Maybe a peach?

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

She leads by 4.8. I don't think it's going to happen.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

She is up by 4.8. Not likely.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

AP just called it.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

HEY DEMOCRATS, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU VOTING????

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

We lost.

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Tennessee Rain's avatar

Fuck it. I hate these fuckers.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Hate is a very strong word. And it is irrational. (Except for my hatred of Brussels sprouts: that is entirely irrational.)

Be better than hate: despise and disdain them. Leave the hatred to their side.

And transfer your anger into FUCKING VOTING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????

(Not you in particular, just Democrats in the general.)

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Apparently you were the only one.

Democrats stayed home in droves.

FOR A CHANGE.

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Tennessee Rain's avatar

Voting doesn't matter. Don't you get it?

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

It does when our side does not.

And yes. I know about the voter suppression. And that infuriates me. But what about the people who CAN vote? Why don't they?

Kitty Genovese syndrome?

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In any event, I need sleep. There will be more defeats for us in the future. So we'd better get used to it.

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Tennessee Rain's avatar

Wut?

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

'Someone else will take care of it.'

Seriously. Look her up if you want to hate humanity even more.

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