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Does this work in ANY state? I'd really like to proclaim myself governor of this redneck paradise.

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Go Kari, keep up the fight! Everyone knows that voters prefer Republican candidates like yourself, so it goes without saying that when Democrats "win" an election, it must be through fraud! Every Democrat "victory" is by definition a fraud!

The evidence is in how well they cover up the fraud. The cover-up is so complete, so perfect that they leave behind no shred of evidence for law enforcement to discover, evidence that could be presented in a court of law. The lack of tangible evidence is, in fact, evidence of the fraud! Time for people to wake up and realize that the lack of evidence is the evidence! Quite logical when you stop and think about it.

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4 letters and a space

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That is the one.Be a complete waste of time, naturally, to remind this dick that the story of the three wise men and the star in the east was most likely added to the Christmas story in the gospels by some inspired copyist who swiped it from a real event, the expedition from Parthia that came to Rome with gifts, and magi in the entourage, to worship the Emperor Nero as the Lord God Mith-ras.Somehow, I doubt that Mithras was flattered.

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Maybe they are just getting old and their brains are wearing out.

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That may be even more difficult aftere the Cannon misfire.

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Arizona?

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Steve "Human Liverwürst Left Out In The Hot Sun For A Week" Bannon: "The facts are there."What "facts" HuLiv? You couldn't find a factual statement about Scari Kari's loss in the governor's election except Kari Contrari is a losing loser who looses. GTFOH.

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"I'm ready for my coup close up Mr. DeBannononandon."

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They'll probably end up in Texas.

I wonder is Louie G is going back on the bench.

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It was on at least a couple of the documents.

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He gots the "Federal Criming Only Pardon," uh ohs, doesn't work for state, local, international and galactical criming.

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It's like a slime mold and a hook worm met in a pile of excrement and lo! A semi-sentient, barely ambulatory slime hooky moldy worm was borned.

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Don't! Don't get too close or you'll -- BLAMMO!!!! Dammit!

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Taking their cues from Sam "there's a 16th century precedent or something" Alito.

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Meh it's all about the grift for these people. She knows she lost, she just wants to keep fleecing the rubes into funding her efforts to overturn the election, just like the Orange Anus does.

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