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Whichever oligarch owns the shovel monopoly in Russia is probably going out the window pretty soon.

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George Santos, we now know, is just the tip of the iceberg. It's like every freshman Republican congresscritter lied about everything in their lives. I wonder if the Democratic Party or the press will do a little more digging in '24?

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You know what would be better than being Cher? Being Tina Turner.

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Manafort set that up, so it was Vlad's choice.

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They paid those people $7 -$12/hour to clap. That was sincere.

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I'd be too worried about what the cats would say to try that one.

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Lepetomane enters the chat.

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Their Constitution is the Bible with the Second Amendment taped to the inside cover.

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I am the boss of cats. They occasionally do what I want, as long as I feed them.

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I'm pretty sure she closed her eyes and threw a dart at a map for her name.

Kari Lake? Sounds good to me.

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You heard about me and Lucy Lawless, right?

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Why do you libs keep hiding from the Truth.

The truth is that Donald Trump is still president.

The truth is that Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Chinese developed COVID to make Pfizer a ton of money and to implant chips in your body to control you along with Bill Gates.

The truth is that Kari Lake is president.

The truth is that Libs east children and have given control of our country to China so that Hunter Biden can afford his coke.

The truth is that, if you just close your eyes and believe hard enough, everything you ever want can be true.

If that adrenochrome did you any good, you would all know this. I guess all it does is keep you and George Clooney looking young.

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have you tried the corvid vaccine ?

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there can be only one, me …

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You are talking about a group of people who believe that JFK Jr is still alive and also a Republican working behind the scenes with Trump.

These ain't geniuses.

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The truth is that, if you just close your eyes and believe hard enough, everything you ever want can be true.

The FarQ in a nutshell, except what they want is terrible for everyone else but themselves (and maybe also terrible for them occasionally because they are also dumb).

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