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Manny Bothans's avatar

I would have let my daughter’s pet bunny chew the living fuck out of that red carpet and poop all over it.

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Xerxes Pamplemousse's avatar

Using that Russian footage is a bridge too far ...

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OG Blockhead's avatar

As the climate turns Arizona a hellscape, shouldn't demons be in charge?

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Lordpnewt's avatar

It looks like I've somehow fallen in with a buncha rapists and papists and queers. Oh, my...

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JT Mailman's avatar

"Out of respect for the office of the President of the United States."...?

Whar Handsome Joe?

*Uh oh gang, we're in the Phantom Thread Zone. Curse you, Weeping Angels!*

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