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Fookin' brlliant, that was.

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Annnd, there goes my breakfast.

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All I can hope is that she hires Meghan "Do you know who my father is?" McCain's former hairdresser from The View.

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.50 Cal sniper rifle, AKA "The Penis Extension".

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From a mile and a half away.

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Yes, and yep, she was just the news anchor, I know bc my parents watched the nightly news and I remember her from when i was way younger. She was never one of the 'journalists,' just one of the people in the studio reading the teleprompter.

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It's a Barrett .50 Cal BMG sniper rifle with a suppressor. It's the go to for Repukes who want to show the world how little their penis is.

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oh hell no! My uncle, who lives in Wasilla thinks she's gotten totally hot but is a certified whacko,ever since she was mayor. She needs to stick to beheading turkeys and stay in Wasilla.

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First Past the Post was never going to be as much fun as Just Move the Post And Declare Victory, although we have to admit FPTP is a tidier initialism than JMTPADV.

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So how does Lake justify her win? She said there was cheating going on BEFORE the ballots were even cast.

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Obviously, her side voted so hard they overcame the cheating. Duh. Although the "cheating" framework won't really kick in until the general.

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They are at that level of competence, yes.

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Where is the cone of silence when you need it?

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Isn't that how you get into CPAC in the first place?

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"This is my brother Dave and my other brother Dave."

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I mean, it WOULD be nice....

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