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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Annnd, there goes my breakfast.

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All I can hope is that she hires Meghan "Do you know who my father is?" McCain's former hairdresser from The View.

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.50 Cal sniper rifle, AKA "The Penis Extension".

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From a mile and a half away.

Anaid-o's avatar

Yes, and yep, she was just the news anchor, I know bc my parents watched the nightly news and I remember her from when i was way younger. She was never one of the 'journalists,' just one of the people in the studio reading the teleprompter.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

It's a Barrett .50 Cal BMG sniper rifle with a suppressor. It's the go to for Repukes who want to show the world how little their penis is.

ddslover's avatar

oh hell no! My uncle, who lives in Wasilla thinks she's gotten totally hot but is a certified whacko,ever since she was mayor. She needs to stick to beheading turkeys and stay in Wasilla.

The Lego R.B.G.'s avatar

First Past the Post was never going to be as much fun as Just Move the Post And Declare Victory, although we have to admit FPTP is a tidier initialism than JMTPADV.

J. Gerbil's avatar

So how does Lake justify her win? She said there was cheating going on BEFORE the ballots were even cast.

JCfromNC's avatar

Obviously, her side voted so hard they overcame the cheating. Duh. Although the "cheating" framework won't really kick in until the general.

Mark Linimon's avatar

They are at that level of competence, yes.

nanuq1's avatar

Where is the cone of silence when you need it?

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Isn't that how you get into CPAC in the first place?

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"This is my brother Dave and my other brother Dave."

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I mean, it WOULD be nice....