Yesterday, ThinkProgress reported that Karl Rove, disgusting human being and co-founder of the American Crossroads Superpac, is making a “mockery of the law” by attending a Romney-hosted retreat for top $100,000-and-up campaign bundlers and donors at a Park City, Utah, resort. Predictably, the
Saw a headline in passing tonite: "Gas headed for $3 a gallon." I can hardly wait for some Faux Newsbabe to deliver an "analysis" of how gas prices are not influenced in any way (as of this week) by White House policy.
Isn't it supposed to be traditional that cabinet members DO NOT participate in campaigns? Because, you know, they're supposed to be running the government?
Best to wait and see what gas costs on November 1. Given that a few million morons will cast votes based on that single issue, you'd be a fool not to scoop 'em up.
Meanwhile, it's fun to replay that Faux News routine where they sat in the studio and simply read aloud "Why is nobody talking about gas prices?", right from the GOP-issued talking points paper, which they were holding in their hands, on camera. Provided a classic moment for Jon Stewart.
The candidate who will say anything to get elected meets the right-wing billionaires who will pay anything to get him elected. What could possibly go wrong?
"You just have to like what they're going to do for you."
Precisely. These pricks would be there regardless, checkbooks open, if it was Newt, Tex Goodhair, or even Ricky-poo -- although the chance to put one of their own* in the WHite House must especially please them.
(*Anyone who believes that personal net worth = personal worth.)
Don't forget to bite off their asses as well. Because you just should.
Spying on Australia? That must have been just for practice, before moving on to real targets. The Aussie gov't probably helped grade the guy.
Saw a headline in passing tonite: "Gas headed for $3 a gallon." I can hardly wait for some Faux Newsbabe to deliver an "analysis" of how gas prices are not influenced in any way (as of this week) by White House policy.
Call your doctor - she'll know what to do.
Rove can never get everything he wants, because I have a lifetime appointment.
Isn't it supposed to be traditional that cabinet members DO NOT participate in campaigns? Because, you know, they're supposed to be running the government?
Best to wait and see what gas costs on November 1. Given that a few million morons will cast votes based on that single issue, you'd be a fool not to scoop 'em up.
Meanwhile, it's fun to replay that Faux News routine where they sat in the studio and simply read aloud "Why is nobody talking about gas prices?", right from the GOP-issued talking points paper, which they were holding in their hands, on camera. Provided a classic moment for Jon Stewart.
Make that "exceptionally revolting turdblossom." Because your average, run-of-the-mill turdblossom is so much nicer.
The suffix "-man" makes a very insulting implication in this instance, and you need to apologize to us human males right now.
A million asteroids, comets, and meteors are all thinking, "Damn, if only!"
The fuckers probably plan to meet with Mitt once a month, after he's elected. (To upload new subroutines.)
It's like the First Battle of Bull Run.
The candidate who will say anything to get elected meets the right-wing billionaires who will pay anything to get him elected. What could possibly go wrong?
For America, I mean.
"You just have to like what they're going to do for you."
Precisely. These pricks would be there regardless, checkbooks open, if it was Newt, Tex Goodhair, or even Ricky-poo -- although the chance to put one of their own* in the WHite House must especially please them.
(*Anyone who believes that personal net worth = personal worth.)
the video playing next to the article was a barge unloading buckets of fish.
What was that line about doing the same thing over again, and expecting a different result? It had something to do with teabags, I think.