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Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Reminded me of Tigger. :-)

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I love it when I see big cats acting exactly like my cute little house cat.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

One of my favorite creatures, just beautiful. My kitty sleeps on her back and LETS YOU PET THE BELLEH!

Grdivln's avatar

Martini Glambassador, you are the absolute best!

satch's avatar

A tiger belly and a yawn.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They nothing but bigger house cats.

PrimerGray's avatar

And house cats are nothing but smaller big cats.

Michael's avatar

Tell them, that

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Tiger tiger burning bright

In the forests of the night

What immortal hand or eye

Could frame thy fearful symmetry? - William Blake

lordpnut's avatar

What the anvil? What the chain?

In what furnace was they brain?

Donald Trump’s Tent Peg's avatar

Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Blake is such an astonishing genius. I love the cleverness there - I highly doubt the '-try' ending rhymed with 'eye' in eighteenth-century English. Hence, a lack of 'symmetry' in the line, demonstrating the lack of ability to 'frame' it. Just tossed off, you know.

Pere Ubu's avatar

However, you do learn a lot about how English was pronounced by looking at poems, and British English pronunciation varies quite a bit from American English. (c.f. "Goosey, Goosey Gander" where at one point in time/space "wander" did rhyme with "chamber". Vowels seem to be the parts that vary the most.)

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Certainly true, and I could be wrong! 'Tis my hunch, however.

lordpnut's avatar

It's interesting to read earlier drafts. He didn't change a whole lot, but he did excise a few silly lines like "What the ankle, what the knee?" and "This place smells like tyger pee!"

I jest; that last one is mine.

littlerice vice's avatar

Oh SO NOW jestering is encouraged in the non-comments! Are our standards slipping a mite?

lordpnut's avatar

I've gone rogue.

"I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine!"

- Night Rider, MAD MAX

Pere Ubu's avatar

Tyger, tyger, what thy base?

OMG HE'S EATING MY FACE

WokeGrandma's avatar

It's "Tyger." Wonderful poem!

gnomemansanisland's avatar

He was ahead of his time. Outside his time.

Michael's avatar

Also a bit neurodivergent

Shocktreatment's avatar

"It's a trap!"

Big cats move me like no other creature... In another life, I might've been one of those tourists who climb barriers and thwart safety measures to provide scritches, hopefully I survived...

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I would DEFINITELY let that sleeping dog lie....

Menotsure's avatar

Juan engaged in similar behavior in a scattering of river birch leaves during his morning walk. He seemed ecstatic.

tehbaddr's avatar

Yes, I've seen exactly that before!

https://substack.com/@tehbaddr/note/c-145998060

tehbaddr's avatar

Needz belly scritches!

Hannah's avatar

I got to rub a tiger belly. He had no teeth or claws, becuz Hollywood reject. Big boy.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Awww....tempting to want to rub that striped belly, I say, "don't!" Why? I don't know about Ryan, but Shadow didn't like it and let me know, so I learned, and didn't. Shadow did love head, ear, and chin scritches.

The Wanderer's avatar

IT'S A TRAP!

Mommadillo's avatar

You folks who are still employed should let us retirees handle this. We don’t have a boss people can complain to, so we say whatever the fuck we want. Don’t risk your job for a lowlife piece of shit like Charlie. We got this.

Caroline's avatar

Where can I find myself a vintage Jesse Jackson for Prez t-shirt?

Sue Munda's avatar

Kash & Bongo! Lol!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

So the best way to honor a free speech warrior is to attack anyone who speaks ill of him?

RogationDays's avatar

Thank god for tiger belly

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Jared Moskowitz, master level trolling the Shitler lickspittles as usual, and closing with a Kirk reference to boot:

https://youtu.be/dc5kwN0YcdU?si=J7x6Qy7oY9pd5MgU

Anzu's avatar

After Wednesday's events, I found my productivity tanked again. I've now installed an app that limits me to 1 hour of news time COMBINED on all discussion websites, including Wonkette. I love you, but I have to keep my job too.

Charles in San Diego's avatar

Non-comments threads shouldn't count as news, they are parasocializing.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Without a job, just think how much time you'll have to Wonk!

Ward From Cali's avatar

Trix writes: "Utah Gov. Spencer Cox is probably the least loathsome Republican I can think of. Also, notably, he’s the only one who saw fit to mention all the attacks on Democrats."

I ran across another just this morning: "Don Bacon, a Republican from Nebraska who is retiring after this term, told NBC News that he wished Trump would unite the country after the shooting, 'but he’s a populist, and populists dwell on anger ... I have to remind people, we had Democrats killed in Minnesota too, right?'”

He's retiring. More than ever this underscores the difference between D.C. MAGA Republicans and ordinary Republicans out in the rest of the country, just like reactions to Trump underscore the difference between D.C. Establishment Democrats and Dems out in the states and cities.

That's where the crack is, folks. That's where you put the wedge.

Sherry's avatar

First of all, as cute as that tiger may look, you do not want to be within 10 yards of those beasts. They are killers and the highest predator on the planet. I read “No Beast So Fierce: The Tiger of Champawat”. She killed 436 people and at one point leapt a long way from the underbrush to grab a man off an elephant. Never saw it coming.

And that is how I feel about the news today. It sucks. AND what’s happening is incredibly dangerous.

littlerice vice's avatar

That guy should of had a taller elephant!

Sherry's avatar

Well it was India and they’re smaller there.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Then I found out about the Tiger of Champawat, and the reason that she attacked people, namely some asshole shot at her and broke a fang and she couldn't hunt properly.

https://throneofsalt.blogspot.com/2020/08/d-doesnt-understand-what-monsters-are.html

Sherry's avatar

Exactly. People were pretty easy prey. She also seemed to carry a bit of a grudge, ya think?!

Pere Ubu's avatar

I'm not sure I disagree with her.

LilJerseyGirlLost/Lori H's avatar

But........but........but..........WHAR????..........never mind, I'll (try to be) good. Back to the TABS!!!!! Shirley, there IS more going on in the world, most of it not good, besides......we know, we all know, what.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

The rumor mill is claiming Kirk was planning to run for President. But he's too young to run, right? Or is the age requirement for the day of inauguration?

displacedCTYankee's avatar

Drumpf was too young -- mentally -- to run for president.

Shallow state's avatar

Idea for those who have the means: buy Brazilian coffee even if it's exhorbitant.

Shallow state's avatar

You know what all those firings are for? MTSU makes it explicit what all of them are for: "her thoughtlessness and lack of empathy". Empathy, like everything for the right wing, is a one way street.

Hello Marion's avatar

I thought Kirk hated the concept of empathy. At least MTSU has irony down.

Bupkus231's avatar

A state court in Florida just ruled that Florida's ban on "open carry" was unconstitutional ( Florida has already legalized "concealed carry" without a permit, but any "saving grace" was that gun nuts in Florida could not visit their local Publix carrying one of their AR-15's ( of which, most have several, no doubt ).

It was "just" a three-judge panel of Florida's 1st District Court of Appeals, so one might wonder if the defendants will apply for an En Banc ruling. In 2003, The Florida Supreme Court upheld the "open carry" ban in 2015, but DeSantis has managed to change the composition of that court that even if the case makes it there, the ruling is likely to be upheld.

So, Florida is going to start looking even more like Texas

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

I left Nevada 12 years ago. Open carry is fine in rural counties there. I got used to seeing sidearms in grocery stores. The first time I saw a long gun strapped across a shooter's chest, I left my half full cart in the aisle and headed for the door. I explained to the front end manager what I did and why, and where to send a clerk to do the go-backs.

Bupkus231's avatar

Back in 2023, when Florida passed that "concealed carry" law, I found it risible that they continued to ban "open carry" - it was okay to be armed in public as long as you didn't let other people know ( which has long been the argument used by gun nuts in saying that "An armed society is a polite society" - bullshit I remember reading in a Heinlein novel years before. )

I do remember gun nuts here being critical of that decision back in 2023, because it wasn't a full-tilt bozo implementation of what they call "constitutional carry" - but I guess they've got that now.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

They're always uncompromising in their demands; any compromise is seen as a defeat to their cause.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Whee, another reason to stay firmly above the Mason-Dixon Line.