407 Comments
User's avatar
The Mighty Ox's avatar

The only thing I know about Riverside, CA is that Spike and Mike (of the Sick and Twisted Animation Festivals) hailed from there. Mike Gribble, according to featured animator Mike Judge, was the inspiration for Dale Gribble on his show "King of the Hill". So, right there. There are probably a bunch of Californian paranoid conspiracy theorists we don't yet know about hailing from Riverside.

Quenby Morrow's avatar

I remember when the FBI was respected

Kristen's avatar

He acts like he cracked some major case. The yahoo's mom CALLED IT IN.

Kash Patel is a dumpster fire of embarrassment.

Sherry's avatar

When incompetence surpasses stupidity or vice versa. Either works here.

CzechJournalists's avatar

a $3,000 budget for guns and tactical armor doesn't really buy that much anymore. i mean, that might work for patriot front, but that's not even a starter set for a right wing militia.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Patel is garbage. Patel is a dumpster fire. Patel is the lowest of the low. I could go further, but why? He's already pond-scum.

Zyxomma's avatar

Pond scum libelz!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!

Rad's avatar

Kash Pa'tak strikes again!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Ka$h's overinflated ego shows in his eyes.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Since every word coming out of law enforcement's and the Frump administration's bootlickers is always a lie, I am suspending judgement on this alleged domestic terrorism attack. Have they blamed Antifa yet?

One article I read said that the 19-yr-old had become "very religious" and that the group wanted to provoke the fall of the US government as a prelude to Armageddon. I have no idea where theh press got that information, and it obviously might be true or might not be true. If true, I suspect it was a fantasy. If 10,000 MAGAtroids couldn't achieve it on January 6, then a dozen online geeks can't do it either.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Putting Kash at the top of the FBI was a demand made by the MAGA loving ICE workforce in exchange for their votes.

The barely educated and poorly trained goons at ICE had long chafed at how the snooty, college educated and elitist FBI agents got all the praise and honor while they sat at the kids table of Law Enforcement.

Kash is the ICE goon squads revenge for years of being the red-headed step children of the police state.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

It's nice to have competent leadership.

Mr blob's avatar

OT: Not to fat shame but he looks like he’s wearing a water balloon now.

https://www.threads.com/@eastwoodmj/post/DZqvpQeGlOH?xmt=AQG0hyjfsnZ3xFNueckP6mhuMTOHapHgyWuaOLFlEQwdUaJYAIdsB3Ki13xITwgu1MjgnnQ&slof=1

I strongly suggest you try the French wai-fah thin mint.

THEY BOUGHT HIM A BIKE AS A GIFT.

VwllssWndr's avatar

He's gonna sneak back into New York on Thanksgiving in the Macy's parade.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Edema

That left ventricle is a huffin and a puffin but still slipping back down the hill

Miss Grundy's avatar

O/T: I wish that someone would punch this orange-faced pedo's mouth whenever he has the gall to insult Bamz:

https://www.news18.com/world/they-called-him-a-stupid-son-of-a-bh-trump-jabs-obama-touts-his-iran-deal-at-g7-ws-l-10156303.html?

If we ever get power again, we better get ourselves a USAG that has an iron pair of testicles or ovaries and go after this shithead and his entire criminal enterprise.

Queen Méabh's avatar

They go on and on about Obama's alleged "bribe" which was nothing more than giving Iran back their own money which had been frozen in banks for decades. I wondered at the time if they got the accumulated interest????

satch's avatar

Consider also: Some of the countries were co signers of the JCPOA.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Yes, and by association he was insulting them for signing on to the JCPOA. This orange-faced pedo could use a Dale Carnegie seminar on "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

Bagels of Doom's avatar

It would be too bad if anyone used Trump's erosion of rules against him and his brood.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

But wouldn't that make moderate suburban Republicans and donors nervous"

Asking for a DNC consultant

Miss Grundy's avatar

It's about time we made those people "nervous" and DNC "consultants" need to be ridden out of town on a rail because none of them probably have consulted on a winning campaign in a very long time.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

So, this likely means they were laughing at *him* and calling *him* a stupid son of a bitch.

EyeQueue's avatar

^^^^

This. This has to happen or we will just keep finding ourselves in similar situations.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I cannot WAIT to see what emerges about this case in court.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

*looks at prosecutor*

"You again!"

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

"Maybe these too-online incels really were taking concrete steps to fly drones loaded with explosives onto the White House lawn while posting snipers nearby to pick off panicked VIPs, all in the name of protesting America being taken over by Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators."

If anyone out there believes this was a serious plot, I've got some magic beans they might be interested in.

EyeQueue's avatar

Most incels are right wing.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

They crave attention and are fascinated with death and destruction

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

When we used to call the FBI the Feebs, we didn’t know how good we had it.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I miss the days when Kelly Bundy called them the "Fuh-Bee guys".