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LoCoJo's avatar

Hey, have you ever seen Jesse Binnall? Click on this post and see Jesse Binnall...

*Clicks link*

*snorts*

Dork.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

During testimony at a deposition for defense discovery, Patel will plead the 21st Amendment.

"I was shitfaced and I don't remember a thing."

Judi Lakin's avatar

Kash is getting the evidence from Georgia and he’s got the my pillow guy helping him, so you know it must be real! Hahahaha.

i hate ted cruz's avatar

This is the same Atlantic edited by Jeffrey Goldberg, who was privileged to be a member of certain top secret Signal chats with the White House? An honor he didn't have to request? Gosh, can't they trust him any more?

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Dear Jesse Bissell,

<insert Cleveland Browns letter>

Also, has anyone mentioned that discovery can be a karmic bitch? If not, I'd like to be the first.

IMPOed's avatar

Desperation breeds despicables, Rash is such a prissy little bitch!

jltympanum's avatar

Memo to Kash: the FIRST Amendment says " ... Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of ... the press ...".

Kash, do you understand plain English?

Free beach's avatar

Hopefully all the discovery is news. Along with Epstein.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Hell, if I was the Atlantic's lawyer I'd ask for the unredacted Epstein Files as they are the reason Kash is getting blind drunk.

Not going to get them. But publicly announcing that's your plan would kill that lawsuit in seconds.

And get a new angle on the files into the media discourse.

jltympanum's avatar

People who say, “I'm gonna sue" often forget, to their regret, about the realities of discovery.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Actual science fact. If you have a strabismus “lazy eye”, it always gets worse when you are inebriated.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

So he filed it although I haven't seen a copy of the complaint. He asks for $250,000 in damages. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/20/kash-patel-lawsuit-the-atlantic

ETA: I read this wrong. It is 250 million. they wrote it as "$250,000m" and I just read it as 250,000 But I saw it in another article.

Stanta Knows's avatar

That's all? I thought the going rate was 10 beelyun dollars

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I'm sorry, I read it wrong. $250 MILLION.

Richard S's avatar

So he didn't suffer that much damage, then........

Free beach's avatar

Double the counter suit

fawkedifiknow's avatar

All you really need to know about Kash Patel is that he was a key member of Devin Nunes' posse during Trump's first reign of terror.

Free beach's avatar

The guy running truthiness unsociable?

Patel can sue till the cows come home.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Devin Nunes' herd, please.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Devin Nunes Posse?

Moo!

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Going after The Atlantic is going after Laurene Powell Jobs.

She's a smart one and tough, and as I hear, has some money.

And Patel has no clue as to the knives that are out all around him.

Hoo-boy, it's gonna be Ug-ly.

..one last thing.. and we call it "iWin"

gene108's avatar

He does know knives are out for him. That’s why he’s so paranoid about losing his job.

In The Atlantic article he got locked out of the FBI IT system. Usual reasons are typing in the wrong password too many times, IT updating something, and so on. He freaked out thinking he was going to be fired.

tehbaddr's avatar

"firing anyone who looks at him funny"

So that must be everybody, because he is one funny looking dude. He's the human equivalent of Gonzo the Muppet!

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Jesse Binnall, I could swear I saw him on some local ad hawking used cars.

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Is anyone else just a little irritated that some hacks get paid big bucks to do this ...?

I mean, at least till they get disbarred like Jeffrey Clark?

Underdawg23's avatar

They had to sedate J. Edgar Hoover in hell when he saw Kash and the hockey team.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

somewhere in the basement of the Heritage Society is a rage room where the authors of project 2025 are screaming at the absolute incompetence of the fools that Trump has put in place.

(No, they are not, cause they are equally stupid and incompetent.)