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Ill-Advised's avatar

I observe that gender is more important than race in the Trump Cabinet.

But we knew that.

Keep making that point, President Orange.

Andy Reed's avatar

I knew someone like Kash Patel in college. His thing was money, whereas Ka$h's is proximity to power, but otherwise they could be twins. We had two-room suites, and my roommate was a terrific guy, but the suite-mate Malik had a response to anything and everything that we, or professors, or other acquaintances asked him about why he was interested in A-B-C, or what good would it do to go into X-Y-Z, or whether it was ethically wrong to do something he was planning. His response, always, was:

"There's money in it."

Such values!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. IF this ever makes it to court (and that's a big if), discovery will be LIT. If the feebs want to crack down on crime, start with this maladministration. Nothing they're doing is legal

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Please tell me it's all on your desk waiting to be reviewed and Indictments are (allegedly) "a certainty". Please make me laugh like Pammie did.

judy's avatar

doesnt the one eyed drunk get it?? A picture tells a 1000 words??

Karen Krebser's avatar

“the attorney highlighted what he described as false and defamatory statements published by the outlet"

But were they BESMIRCH statements?

James's avatar

starting to think Bongino was the smart one in the bunch. Notice you don't hear anything from him anymore? Funny you should mention gravel pits…

Anyway, if the only lawyer you can get is the one who was going to represent Mark Robinson, you should take a really, *really* hard second look at your case. Robinson’s loss is now being used as a unit of measurement in other political races in NC. It’s called a “Full Stein”. This is the gold standard for getting your ass kicked in these parts. I can’t help wondering if Binnall — out of concern for his OWN career — wasn’t the one that talked Robinson down from his lawsuit against CNN. Because subornation of perjury is a criminal offense — even in a civil case.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I guess it is hard to go from professional troll to FBI Director. Who would have thought?

Hank Napkin's avatar

Such Exuberance uber alles!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Call Kash's bluff, loudly and constantly.

beb's avatar

I liked the part where he had locked himself in a room, wasn't responding and they had to an FBI battering ram to break through the door.

Henry30's avatar

Atlantic ought to allow this to go to trial. Lots of damning information comes out in civil liability trials. Patel better make sure that he's squeaky clean, which we all doubt.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

".....Hey, have you ever seen Jesse Binnall? Click on this post and see Jesse Binnall....."

FUCK NO!!!!!

James's avatar

And I had to do it because I had to see the guy who’d represent Mark Robinson.

I regretted it instantly. Would not recommend. Would give zero stars if i could.

Ill-Advised's avatar

We'd need black holes. I understand black holes have been known to spit stuff back out, and I wonder if he's qualify.

Stephen St John's avatar

"Keep talking, it means I'm doing exactly what I should be doing."

I have trouble following Republican 'logic' sometimes.

eo's avatar

It's like the old expression "if you're getting hit with heavy flak, it means you're right over the target." And yes, it doesn't make sense: the flak should be heaviest BEFORE you're over the target and bombing them.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

I would be more impressed if at least Smashed Patel would dress up for the announcement. Say, like in the finest of one of J. Edger Hoover’s designer dresses, covered with drunk puke stains.

Matt Rudow's avatar

When I was a young lad, I dreamed of reaching the upper echelon of sports achievement so that one day I could celebrate my finest hour with a drunk podcaster who runs the FBI making weird jerk-off motions in the locker room.

James's avatar

Rumor has it that K$H can’t stick handle worth shit, and can barely skate. How awesome would it be if some brute caught him with his head down coming through center. Talk about a video that would go viral instantly…

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Like these hits. Here's my free lesson for all you kids out there... learn to keep your head up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro7RTx5PU-E

Gad, I love this game!

James's avatar

He was Public Enemy #1 in Raleigh for the rest of his career but Scott Stevens put the El Kabong on Shane Willis and Ron Francis in the 2001 playoff series between the Devils and Canes. But the revenge continues to this day -- that was the first and only time New Jersey won a playoff series against Carolina who beat the Devils in 2002, 2006, 2009, and 2023. Oh, and I forgot also 2025.