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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

So what does it mean that Devin Nunes is out of TrumpWorld?

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

“. . . cannot have been perceived by a person of ordinary intelligence as stating actual facts about Patel.“ Well, see, right there shows Kush has standing. Nobody would ever believe he has intelligence that could ever be considered ordinary. On par with a cabbage? Sure. But ordinary? That is a bar that he could never reach.

jaspersdad's avatar

Degenerate, bug eyed frat boy.

marydn's avatar

“I can say unequivocally that I never listen to the fake news mafia.”

You want to talk defamation, Kash? You just implied that the news media are a criminal organization. It would be really funny if they took you to court.

jaspersdad's avatar

Saw this elsewhere.

Patel and Hesgeth are the Liquor Cabinet.

Mexfiles's avatar

Pete Kegsbreath and J. Edgar Boozer. Dumb and dumber, but the rest of the world can rest same in the knowledge that two incompetent boobs are more a threat to themselves than to the rest of us.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Our habits of language betray us with "AI". By using "you" and "thinking" and other familiar terms that do not correctly describe machine activity, and by responding to calculations masked as words, we encourage in ourselves a dangerous and ignorant set of delusions." -- Hank 'Why Does the Porridge Bird Lay Its Eggs in the Air' Napkin

Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

I wanna party with that guy

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I just want to stick him with the tab.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“You are off topic!”

One of the most hilarious things about this collection of dipshits and freaks is their apparent belief that they have some authority over what questions the media is allowed to ask them.

Pedo47 has perfected the art of not answering a question by insulting and belittling reporters but even he can’t stop them from asking questions he doesn’t like. Kash thinking he do the same just by whining “you are off topic” just makes him look even more like the pathetic little twerp he is.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Inflexible and imbecilic, simultaneously!

IMPOed's avatar

;>\,,,,,,,,,

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

The way Kash tipped that beer bottle is not the way moderate drinkers drink beer.

Hank Napkin's avatar

He was never weened off the tit.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

That’s the way douche bro frat boys drink beer during pledge week.

Major Kong's avatar

And that's what he looked like, a douche.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

When I worked for the naval base cops, my Sgt. told me that if I was going to drink, to drink whiskey and not Vodka.

RC "But Sarge, whiskey smells louder than Vodka"

Sgt. "Exactly, it's better to have people think that you're drunk and not stupid".

GlazedHaim's avatar

“Ordinary intelligence” is fucking terrifying in 2026.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Needs to work on Step 1.

VasyaCognito's avatar

So, Donnie is the dictator of timeline?

The Bulwark

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Q: "This war has already gone on longer than Trump said it would initially. How long should Americans be prepared for this war to go on?"

Leavitt: "President Trump will ultimately dictate the timeline."

https://bsky.app/profile/thebulwark.com/post/3mk4cbgb7vs2l

verne's avatar

sure jan, another card holding exercise but they appear to be of the sympathy kind

nh educationsystem at it's finest

Crystalclear12's avatar

So...it's entirely under his control therefore all his fault?

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Lol, yup. That didn't think that one through.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Victories are due to his leadership. Failures are due to Democrat traitors in the ranks.

Dave M's avatar

Them’s the rules.

"M"'s avatar

Donald is the Mumble of Jibber Garbage

Nancy Naive's avatar

Kinda glad it was Blanche and not Bondi simultaneously ‘gasming with Ka$h.

“Oh God! Yes! Yes! The Dow! The Dow!”

"M"'s avatar

Oh, that's --

Now I'm not eating for a week