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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Wait, wait, wait.

So, if he's working twice the hours

and takes half the time off compared to the previous guy,

then did the previous guy only work every other day?

I think that story is some badly formed bullshit from a stunningly stupid man.

(take away half, add 4, and then many chickens does Kash have left to fuck?)

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

What a pitiful little squat thrust of a man...

fawkedifiknow's avatar

"I can say unequivocally that I never listen to the fake news mafia.” He added, “When they get louder, it just means I’m doing my job.”

Ka$h doesn't give the time of day to scurrilous allegations in the fake media, about his personal life, he says. He apparently thinks his lawsuit filed two days prior, for $250 million in damages for that very thing, supports his claimed indifference. What it actually shows is that he was on a bender when he filed the lawsuit and forgot all about it when he made that remark.

Gammarae's avatar

really, if you're going to yammer about the media instead of denying the allegation in the reporter's question, you ought to get the follow-up question: "you didn't deny it, so shall we take it as admitted?" and maybe they'll all stop playing games.

PaulDietzel's avatar

"All that stuff that Figl[uzzi was saying was just hyper-bowl . . . No. no, not that one. You're thinking of the one with Taylor Swift and Bad Bunny and all that shit, have it every Feb-u-warry."

Rad's avatar

That reminds me - I need to send the SPLC another donation.

Glennis Waterman's avatar

If he doesn’t listen to the “fake news media,” why’s he holding a press conference?

DemoCat's avatar

Remember that nerd who held a press conference in 2017 or so, claiming he had secret damning evidence against Robert Mueller, and his attorney was standing next to him with his barn door wide open? For some reason this photo of Ka$h and Blanche reminds me of that. Similar combination of star power and presentation. Some duets are iconic.

DemoCat's avatar

This regime obviously sucks and this dark era can’t turn into one of hope and stability soon enough. Also, my heart goes out to alcoholics struggling with the disease. Frankly, as susceptible to addiction as I am, I’m often surprised and puzzled by my own distaste for alcohol. In my late teens and certainly my 20’s, I abused alcohol frequently. I was truly fortunate to get through my 20s alive, and without hurting anyone else. In my 30s I gradually drank less and less, and by my 40s I drank only a few beers the entire year. My brother was an alcoholic for many years, ultimately dying from the disease.

All addictions are bad, but some are more unpleasant than others. They each have their own problems and features. Alcohol is one of the worst, by far. You can’t function on alcohol, your body is poisoned by it, and the detox and withdrawals from alcohol are horrific. Plus, it’s readily available at the corner store or gas station. I’m so grateful and relieved that booze didn’t become my drug of choice or a daily dependency situation. I had my issues with other junk, but if booze had become a daily habit, or if I had ever tried heroin, I would be long gone. Anyone suffering from addiction has my empathy.

jltympanum's avatar

I used to drink, and then one night I drank way more vodka than I could handle. After that, I couldn't drink anymore.

I'm not recommending this method as a cure. It's just what happened to me.

Vic's avatar
Apr 23Edited

Alcohol abuse is the least of this immature manchild's many problems -- all of them self-inflicted and by choice.

Rachael's avatar

The guy standing beside him in the top picture looks like a marionette.

Vic's avatar

Vladimir Putin looks like his puppetmaster. Because he is.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Hahahahahaha: “cannot have been perceived by a person of ordinary intelligence as stating” what you contend it states.

Legalese for YOU STUPID

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. So who's the whinier titty baby? Krash or Todt?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

𝑅𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑙𝑐𝑜ℎ𝑜𝑙 𝑈𝑠𝑒 𝐷𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝐼𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑇𝑒𝑠𝑡 (𝐴𝑈𝐷𝐼𝑇), 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑛-𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑜ℎ𝑜𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.

Question No. 1 - Are you drinking while completing this test?

Rags's avatar

2. Are you drinking while not commenting on Wonkette?

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

J. Edgar Boozer (ripped from BSky)

Andy Reed's avatar

I wonder if readers here know that "Patel" is Hindi for "patella," which is Latin for "kneecap."

I think he got that name because he was so frequently on his knees taking care of daddy Trump's mushroom.

/s indicates that this comment is snark so that Ms Blanche won't sue me, too, for defamation. )

David Maceira's avatar

Keystroke Ka$h squirmed and whined like a bitch after the reporter's questioned him.

I swear he was so worked up you could almost hear his tiny man-gina squeak.